Take on Jacob Wohl

Jacob Wohl is in the news as he and some other dipshit named Jack Burkman teamed up to try to frame Big Dick Bob Mueller with some wackadoodle conspiracy theory. Of course this entire thing can crashing down and both men have been tied to Trump which is about as surprising as finding out both are virgins

Maybe Jack is not a virgin because he is at least old and maybe he wasn't always crazy. But Jacob just looks like he has never seen a live vagina other than the one he came out of. He would have easily one a competition of ugliest dudes in my high school and we had a lot of ugly dudes.

The guy looks like a walking pepperoni pizza