Saturday, January 6, 2018

Take on the really, like, smart guy

I know a thing or two about poorly constructed sentences.  I'm personal friends with bad grammar and spelling mistakes and I've been known to none proofread my stuff before sending it out into the world.  So in those respects, I'm almost the same as the POTUS, he only difference is that he has 40 million followers and I blog for three of my friends. 

This was Trump this morning

Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence...


Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star..........to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!


For one, the first sentence can only be described as "Holy Run-On, Batman!!"   Then it only got worse from there.  I did appreciate his valley girl sentence that read "...my two greatest assets have been mental stability and, like, really smart". This reeked of "I'm like totally great at like many really hard things"
The entire thing just reads of a desperate 15 year old spoiled rich white girl..one that looks like frosty the snowman stuffed into a cheap suit.  





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1 comment:

Mr. R. Lee said...

You might be blogging once daily for only 3 or 4 people, but I post on Snapchat several times a day (and sometimes 20 times a day) virtually everyday for an audience of like 15 - 25 people.

Because I am not a slutty millennial female with large tits, I can’t seem to increase my following beyond that cap. Oh, well. Hope you enjoy my snaps, Roselynnsarah in Utah, Veridiana in Brazil, kristinikole in France, and Chrisoula in the Czech Republic.