Take on the the scroll on the State of the Union.

Reports came out today that the names of campaign donors would be flashing across the screen during the State of the Union address and the main stream media got so worked up that they have been picking their panties out of their ass cracks since.
One note here. This is not going to be happening on the broadcast that anybody will actually watch. This won't be the scroll on ABC or NBC or CNN (FoxNews refused to comment for this story) so it's kind of a non-story. I'm sure this will be used for the live stream on Brietbart of GOP.org or whatever

It would be an awesome place for some top of the line trolling.

Vlad Hearts Don. $10
Jale Will Suk. $15
Stormy Daniels. $69