Saturday, January 20, 2018

Take on Patriotic Balloons

Stormy Daniels starts her Make America Horny Again your tonight at Trophy's in South Carolina and I have to imagine this is the most anticipated event since the time Eric Trump hosted some luncheon for mega donors. I have no idea who this appeals to, I mean, I know whom it appeals to but is there anybody who wasn't going to go to a strip club who decides to go because of Stormy Daniels? From some live reporting, it sounded like Patriotic Balloons outnumbered paying guests 2-1, so it doesn't sound like a rousing success especially because I think Patriotic Balloons is likely code for fake cans which puts the dancer-customer ratio at exactly 1-1.

1 comment:

Mr. R. Lee said...

Why would anyone kick off a national strip club tour in South Carolina? That’s just like asking to cap your total nightly earnings at $20.