cause doing this online as opposed to waiting till I get hammered to spew my venom is gonna be a lot better for my liver
Sunday, October 8, 2017
Take on the two part tweet
The Washington Post analyzed the length it took Trump to complete a two part tweet and found it took in excess of 8 minutes which might be the best (or worst) thing about moving to 280 character tweets. It might be his natural instinct as a somebody who cut his teeth in entertainment, to try to keep us in suspense but there is something different between keeping me on the edge of our seat because Monica and Ross are going to kiss and making sure Kim Jong Un doesn't bomb Guam. Maybe having him put it all in one tweet is a good thing because he can spend less time typing with his little fingers and more time playing golf.
But anyway, his suckiness has been well discussed, we just have to hope he doesn't get us all killed. We just keep setting the bar lower and lower