Sunday, January 26, 2014

Take on the heavy lifting hotel guest

Is there anything more disturbing than the guy at a normal
non-musclehead gym who grunts when he lifts? I am at the hotel gym
the other morning and some dude sounded like he was birthing an
Elephant through his pee hole. Between the grunts, screams and loud
breaths, people were literally stopped on the treadmill thinking he
was having a heart attack. I get that there are people who feel
like they need to pump some major iron to feel complete but does that
have to happen at the Holiday Inn Express at 6:30AM, jesus, find a
local Gold's Gym.
I guess this is the reason these meatheads always wear headphones
cause their fragile little egos can't take the under the breath
comments they get at a place like that.

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