I'm convinced that nothing can break a nuclear family apart more quickly than family game night. Having researched it, the entire concept was introduced to our county by double agent Soviet spies in the 1950's to help destroy any semblance of normalcy we as a country were hoping to portray. We know that most of the board games are controlled by Big Toy which is subsidized by a dark web of Soviet influence. Hasbro, Mattel and all of the others, around purely to break our collective psyche and destroy our families.
If I ever ran for president, my entire campaign would revolve around finally abolishing board games.
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