Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Take on the bulge in my pants

I love everything about spring. The new life, the birds chirping, the longer daylight and the nice weather but one thing irritates me to no end. I wear a jacket everyday to work during the fall and winter months which serves a dual purpose. One to keep me from freezing and two for a way to hold all of my stuff since I have keys, a wallet, headphones and a cellphone which all have to make a trip with me to NYC everyday. So now instead of putting it a jacket pocket, I'm shoving it all into my pants like I'm some crazy homeless person shoving the Daily News into my oversized Jets jacket

And no thank you, I'm not looking for a man purse

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