Take on the beach

What the hell is wrong with people?? They spend all year yearning to sit in 95 degree heat, burning like a clam while surrounded by some of the ugliest people while drinking hard seltzers, vaping and pissing in the ocean. And this is suppose to be fun.

Since the last time I went to the beach pre pandemic this the men have gotten fatter and the women saggier. The litter is everywhere but the worst thing is that the tattoos have all started to look like the ones you get from Bubba in Cell block 6. We have entire beaches ass to ass filled with people who have no business taking their shirts off in public. It's time to put an end of beaches for our collective sanity.