Take on Madison Cawthorn

Madison Cawthorn has always been a weird dude. He beats up dead trees. He hangs with Matt Gaetz, he has the oddest signature l've ever seen but nothing floors you more than his very obvious daddy issues. I have no idea what his history is but Cawthorn went out of his way to suck on Trump's stubby thumb praising the orange pile of dog doo for being the father he never had and feeling so blessed that, unlike Eric, Trump talks to him almost every day.

If getting a daily call from Trump to hear him likely bitch about all the same lame gripes is the highlight of your week maybe it's time you get out and beat up a tree