Take on the Forbes 400

Trump fell off the Forbes 400 which was enjoyable mostly because you knew it made him completely miserable. Of course most people don't believe he was ever all that rich as his assets all seem to be inflated for Forbes purposes and deflated for tax ones.

Although the first time I read this I thought they said Trump finally got below 400lbs which even I thought was sort of uncalled for since he's likely only about 285

What I do know is that if there is any justice in this world we will know in the next few years he will be serving time and all his minions will have to crawl back into their holes.