Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Take on the new coronaczar

Trump called a press conference today to announce the hiring of a coronaczar. We were expecting a leading infectious disease doctor or a scientist. It figured it might be somebody within government who had experience running a department through a major crisis. Instead we got Mike F'n Pence, the guy who believes in conversion therapy and doesn't see a connection between cancer and smoking. But don't worry, the guy who will hold him accountable is Trump who justifies not exercising because believes a person is born with a finite amount of energy and doesn't want to waste any of it.

We're so screwed

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