Take on The Bolton Brothers

I'm not a big Michael Bolton fan but still probably prefer him to John Bolton. This John Bolton-Donald Trump marriage never seemed to make that much sense, not because Trump wouldn't be able to be convinced to nuke the world Bolton style but because he hates guys who look sloppy

There is just nothing about John Bolton that would appeal to somebody as vain as Trump and the fact their little rendezvous lasted as long as it did, is a shock. I constantly thought Trump would pull a Steinbrenner and make him shave his mustache if he wanted to keep working for him