Take on Rudy’s crazy eyes.

The weirdest thing about Rudy is that "somebody bring this guy back in the loony bin" look he gets in his eyes. Whenever he goes bug eyed he looks like one of those hand puppets win his weird big eyes, floppy arms like he's got someone's hand way up his five hole

I get that things haven't gone well for America's Mayor (this third divorce, his fat son hates him, Trump passed on him for every cabinet position). But he does seem to be loyal and now has the inevitable position of defending the indefensible, maybe having somebody's arm up his ass is actually the best part of his year.