Take on the dog killer

In a normal world, Kristi Noem isn't a cabinet secretary who cosplays as some GI. She is a secretary who blows the boss under his desk which would is a world we'd all sign up for. She's an awful human, who has directed other awful humans to do awful things to the oppressed the weak and the voiceless. What the GOP won't understand is that there will be a day after Trump, a day when we will be forced to reckon with what this administration has done. Where the blood in the streets will be the blood on their hands and those of us who have stood clear on this since day one will not forget those who have played along. I hope Noem gets impeached although I'm sure she will run and hide before that ever happens but her ouster is any enough. The other they need to go after for real is the Nazi linchpin, Stephen Miller.

The on the proper driveway snow removal.

I had one of those aha moments today while outside for the fifth time in two days breaking my back. When I pile snow out of my driveway, all the snow needs to pile up on the left side of the driveway when looking at the house. By putting it to the right side (while looking at the house) I'm only asking for that same snow to get shoved back into my driveway when. The snowplow comes barreling back down the street which is both infuriating and exhausting. So now the snowplow pushes all of my shoveled snow into my neighbors driveway.

Only took me 50 years

Take on the secret ‘discombobulator’ m

Trump told the NY Post that the military used a discombobulator during the capture of Maduro after admitting he probably shouldn't tell them that. The best thing is that it doesn't sound like this machine actually exists and that he's convoluting various items within the arsenal together. What in sure of is that nobody in the military hierarchy wants Trump spewing their secret attack modes which only makes any future mission that more likely to be a flop.

Take on the 2A guys vs Trump

He 2A crowd is doing mental gymnastics tying to justify the killing of yet another person by these ICE thugs. For years we've been told that we should be allowed to carry guns to protect us from
a tyrannical government hell bent on taking way our rights...which seems like we are facing today. And here you have Trumpty Dumpty saying only criminals would be carrying a gun in the streets. Hard to play both sides of this argument NRA

Take on the fees for ApplePay

And just like that ApplePay like everything else went to hell. I know that there is a lot of opportunity to make money but ApplePay was always an amazing money transfer option specifically between family members but like anything else, Apple wants to use it to add to their bloated coffers. I'm not arguing if they could do it or even if they should do it but just saying they will continue to take and take and take until at some point we all break.

Take on the storm of the century.

It's that time again when Big Grocery convinces us all to buy extra water and extra peanut butter by scaring us about some pending storm. I know there are chances it can be big but I'm guessing it's going to be much like Trump's policy...a gigantic TACO.

Take on an (un)happy marriage.

Tabloid are saying that Melania after her awful Hollywood debut has moved into Mar-a-Lago but not actually living with the walking orange diaper. This is the least shocking thing I can think of although it may mean she broke up with the boyfriend living in Trump Tower which comes as a shock to nobody. I do hope Trump catches her with the pool boy who is probably there in an overstayed travel visa just to see him blow a gasket.

Take on Trump's plans problems.

When Air Force one has to return because of a small electrical fire, I get a bit nervous. Not because I feel particularly scared for Trump but mostly because if something were to happen, half the country would just blame the libs. It's time to start playing our cards tougher and when something does happen, we can be ready with a real answer.

Take on the war with Norway .

We are truly living in a world of stupidity. I caught a glimpse of a letter Trump sent to Norway and honestly it might be AI as it's so imbecilic. This is the I'm packing up my toys and leaving the playground level lameness because he dint get his stupid Nobel Prize. I'm not sure what the idea is for our future but I'm sure that soaring with our allies isn't what anybody voted for, well anybody who had their eyes open.

take on the biggest scam

First Trump takes Venezuelan oil money and puts it in a Qatari bank account that only he controls. Now he's got a Board of Pea e where he is asking countries to donate a billion dollars to his accounts. Something tells me l not to trust a children's charity with his name on it.

Take on ICE

The least surprising development is that ICE with its h checked authority has pushed so far past its limits that they are literally tear gassing families which I guess is better than when they are shooting germ in their faces. This was predictable, this was bound to happen and Trump and Stephen Miller rooted for exactly this.

The on the Nobel Peace Prize

There have only been two people who have been gifted the Nobel Peace prize. One of them was a Gestapo sympathizer and the other was an even bigger one. I am so sick and tired of these participation trophy's Let's get a new way of judging humanity and leadership and stop electing horrible humans.

Yaks on the Nobel Prize

Trump finally got his Nobel Prize and nobody (according to him) deserves it more. Sadly these things aren't transferable or fungible, so it's similar to him buying OJ's Heisman Trophy. The sad thing si that Maria Corina Machado will likely never get a call back from Trump and will now always be the one who gave her prize away for five minutes with a guy who smells like rotting salami.

The on the Noem Look

we all know Kristi Noem is dumb as a Barbie but the fact she likes to dress up like one really takes the cake. Every time you see this woman she's cosplaying some other type of what she thinks are "real Americans" when in fact she looks like she's just cautioning to do the YMCA She thinks she's representing you when in fact she looks like she should be asking you if you want a second song.

Take on the Ford battle

The resistance seems to be coming from the dark reaches of the world. Trump was called a pedophile protector today by a Ford worker who was then suspended. This is the president whose skin is so thin, we are shocked he doesn't burst into a puddle of cellulite if you bump into him. He suck

Take on Trump's newest tariffs

Trump 'immediately' imposes 25 tariffs on countries that do business with Iran which CNN points out could include China the craziness of this entire concept is that it took a near world stoppage to get Trump to drop the China tariffs from a total of 55% to 45% It was a huge negotiation, with global implications and one which was heralded after weeks of diplomacy. Now he just more than doubled what he had cut in the blink of an eye.. The weirdest thing is that it doesn't even make the top of the fold headline anymore. It's just like a collective shrug because nothing Trump does moves the needle anymore.

Take on Jonathan Ross

It's been four days and the fact that Jonathan Ross still walks free tells you all you need to know about this country and its "leadership". We have gone to the point where executions in broad daylight of a stay at home mom is being applauded by JD Vance and Kristy Noem. The acts are criminal and the coverup and justification by the top brass shows how immoral the entire government has become under this president.

Take on the puppet

when the president of the united states is taking time out of his schedule to comment on the grinding of the new NY Giant coach, you know they are basically giving him hello after every meal. I'm totally convinced that he is now just a blubbering puppet and Stephen Miller is the puppet master.

Take on the Trump credit card fee cap

Trump sucks but his idea of capping credit card fees at 10% is something I can get behind. Predatory lending has ruined the lives of as many people as fentanyl has and is all for telling visa and discover and Amex to go F themselves. So for a change, I'm supporting whatever this is.

take on the $1.5T army.

Trump is pushing to increase the pentagon budget by a cool half a trillion dollars. This is the kind of ludicrous thing we are up against now, a president who wants to blow a gigantic hole in the budget so he can play King George. I don't think this is going to work out that well but I'd love to hear the fiscal hawks defend this.

Take on ICE

I don't know what has happened to my county. A few years ago, I beamed with pride when discussing it but now, I feel like I cannot speak freely anymore. The fact what these neo Nazi ICE agents can come masked into a neighborhood and kill innocent Americans. It's just awful.

Take on the shakedown.

I thought they told us that the Maduro kidnapping was just a glorified Justice Department arrest. But today we are told that Trump does in fact want to see the US procure (AKA steal) about 30 million barrels of the sludge crap they pump not of the ground there. Just our luck, we get thick sludge and the world hates us.

Take on the hotel bidet.

there is something incredibly unhygienic about a hotel bidet. I don't get the idea of shoving my ass into a common bathroom bidet. I get the hose idea but basically a sink for your ass which was the sink the guy who had the hotel room before you used just sounds like the kind of thing I'd rather avoid.

Take on the long lines.

Explain to me how on a Sunday of a long holiday week, the airport isn't staffed to the gills? We get there today and the lines are Port Authority long but instead of having another bus option within 20 minutes, missing this would require a rebooking in a couple of days. Maybe we should start making travel not totally suck.

Take on Maduro

The US woke up this morning to the type of news that made us despise W Bush and his cronies. For some reason, we think that a forced regime change would work in our favor this time but let me tell you, I've seen this movie and the sequel and the other sequel and it always ends the same.

I was sure that they would send Maduro to Guantanamo so they could basically waterboard him till he confessed to being the MindFlare but the fast he was brought out US soil rabies that Trump can pardon him after he's convicted after a nice payoff.

The on the thin blood guy

I'm completely convinced that Trump thinks that thin blood will make him look thin and I'm of the belief that we should be telling him that it works. But that he still looks like a slob and that just upping the ante will do the job. And hopefully it will.

Take on the shrinking president

Trump forgot his lifts when he went out for New Years and apparently Melania got a pair of her own lifts for the party. The fact Trump claims to be 6'3" has always been comical but the more you see him, the shorter he gets. I know most presidents age like 20 years per term but in Trump's case he shrinks 2 inches per year.