Take on the Noem story

The Kristi Noem story is one of those which unites people. Forget politics but it brings people with heart and decency together which is hard to do. I'm sure she thought this would be endearing to those in the farm life but not only did that fall flat, it basically shows her to be heartless wench.
So maybe the perfect VP for Trump

Take on the assertion that Putin did not order dissident Alexei Navalny's death

The US intelligence report that said that Putin wasn't involved in Alexei Navalny's death is a bit hard to swallow. Not as bad as trying to swallow a nerve agent but still.. I don't believe anything happens at these levels without mother Russia knowing about and most likely ordering it but I guess if US intelligence claims it to be so…



they are probably hiding something

Take on the Smartfood glazed donut

I walked into a Walgreens and came face to face with some Smartfood called Chocolate glazed donut. I'm not sure what Smartfood proclaims to be but I can't imagine claiming to be healthy options is something they can credibly assert. Also quite sure this bad of donut will be horribly disgusting.

Take on Big Bill Barr

Nobody is a bigger hypocrite than Fat Bill Barr. He's never shown to have any spine when it really matters including his latest revelation that although he thinks Trump is completely unfit for office, he'd vote for him anyway. We know this man has no actual moral, so it's not shocking but I look at the way he carries himself and wonder how this far turd can look himself in the mirror. The saddest thing is that he has publicly turned on Trump so he's got no shot of working for him anyways so this support means he's not doing for moral, professional or personal reasons.
They probably have photos of him rolling around jello

Take on 18 weeks

We all know that the NFL's goal has always been to get to 18 regular season games, player safety be damned. The first part was this half measure to 17 games but yesterday Goodell went all in. I get the appeal for the NFL (another weekend of games) plus the fact the Super Bowl would now fall on President's weekend . but always thought they could accomplish this the same way with player safety in mind. They could add a second bye week which would still get you that extra weekend of games as obviously there are still games when some teams have byes, they still get you to play on President'a weekend with an extra week built into the schedule and players brains may not turn into as much mush. Everybody wins.

Take on the Harvey Weinstein sex crime overturned conviction

The fact that Harvey Weinstein may walk is one of the great injustices we have seen since OJ's trial. We obviously know that even if he gets off on this appeal trial, he'll be a social pariah but I'm not happy enough with this. The man's face looks like a wrinkled scrotum sack but his fame and power was the only thing that got him close to any woman…and then he took advantage of that. He's a complete utter pig

Take onReggie Bush getting his 2005 Heisman Trophy back

The idea that Reggie Bush was going to be a scapegoat for life never sat well. We know he did stuff he wasn't supposed to but we also know that basically every five star college athlete has had boosters putting envelopes in his or her pockets for decades. This is like denying Bonds and Clemens into the baseball Hall of Fame but letting that big slob Big Papi in. Screw that blowhard and screw boring ass baseball

Take on the Port Authority stabbing

Body who has to commute into the city by bus will tell you what an absolute hellhole Port Authority is. It's crowded, smells likes rotting flesh, has leaking ceilings and has no airflow. One thing it typically is though is relatively safe. But not for some poor construction worker
waiting for a bus. The poor guy is just minding his business buried in boom when he gets stabbed 9 times. I'm not one to hate on the city but this mental health crisis in public transportation is something we need to take care of. It seems somebody is getting thrown into a subway or stabbed at a bus stop like once per week

Take on the little Pecker

David Pecker will be the first witness in Trump's hush money trial and finally the world will get to meet one of the sleaziest humans alive. This guy has made his fortune in tabloid news including schemes where he'd pay for stories to just keep them under wraps. What I never understood is who actually takes anything from that rag seriously, why even bother to pay to dump it.

Take on Eric Adams

Why any lawmaker would extend Eric Adams' power bees to be recalled as this man deserves no such opportunity . I'm sure that after his tenure, we will two cycles of Republican mayors who will force us all to live in fear.

Thanks Eric!!

Take on the jury trial

We have a jury and it's time for Trump to start having to answer the music. Nobody ever imagined we'd ever get here but on the eve of the first criminal trial for an ex president, it's time for us all to step up. We are thrilled with the fact that he'll finally be held to task for what he's been doing for the last few decades.

Take on the jurors

Trumps jurors were chosen today and looking at the list the one that is most clear is that none of them have children. I'm not sure why that stood out to me but it did mostly as I wonder if people who don't have offspring may not have the same long time life outlook and may be more likely to support the orange buffoon. But I'm just hoping they come in with a clear head and no preconceived notions so that the case can be tried without too much drama

Take on mental decline

Routine jobs raise the risk for cognitive decline by 66% according to a recent study and it reminded me again how horribly mundane our lives are. We all wake up in the same bed, commute to the same job, eat the same lunch and go home on the same train all while doing the same thing and I wonder why we don't just end the entire experiment now and go directly to the credits.

Take on Sleepy Don

Sleepy Don couldn't stay awake during his own criminal trial and we are only two days into it and so far nothing of any consequence has happened. I know this won't be pleasant for him but that makes this entire thing so much better, knowing he's totally miserable and riddled with insecurities which he can't placate from inside that courtroom

Take on the draft

No one has done more for women's basketball than Caitlin Clark. She was an amazing collegiate and will likely be an amazing pro but the truth is she'll be vastly underpaid. I'm not comparing her to Lebron or Steph in terms of her expected earnings but rather to the fact that she's the face of her sport and is fill being paid worse than some uniform manager on an NBA team.
I also realize the women's game doesn't bring in the revenue that the men's game does but let's get this woman her due.

Take on the stormy case

All eyes will be on a little courtroom this week to see Trump finally have to come up for trial. I can't wait to see him finally have to face the music but he'll likely make a gigantic show out of it and convince his minions that this is all a good idea to send him more money.

Take on reality TV

With the divorce of the Golden Bachelor, maybe it's time to retire this entire genre. Think about what we've gotten out of this reality TV. We've gotten horrible dating shows, we got the Kardashians and we got Trump. I can't any America can believe this was worth the money they saved on screenwriters

Take on Trumpidy

I'm so sick of hearing Trump try to delay these trials. We know this is what he has always done but at some point we as a country need a resolution. This entire thing has been dragging way too long and I need a resolution like five weeks ago

Take on OJ


When OJ was found dead today, it was one of the few times I recall feeling genuinely happy in somebody else's demise. I mean, nobody ever doubted he killed Nicole and Ron and I was always comforted knowing he lived his last 30 years in misery.
But what annoys me more is that his trial eventually brought us the entire Kardashian clan. If it weren't for him, Papa Kardashian may never had any notoriety and his stupid wife and daughters could have just lived a life of anonymity as the untalented whences they all are. And I'm convinced that had they never having hit the spotlight we would have likely avoided Trump

Take on Biggie

I think the estate of Biggie has a lawsuit against Target for their baby wipes. I walked past this thing and immediately thought of the B.I.G and I'm sure I wasn't the only one. Although I'm not sure if it will actually sell wipes other than to anybody with the age of 40-50

Anyway, RIP from Biggie Balls

Take on dumb

The amount of people I saw staring directly onto the sun yesterday was insanely shocking. I can't tell you that the eclipse was life changing but it was certainly cool and spending $3 on some crappy glasses seemed well worth it. The fact that some people still thought looking directly up was a good idea just tells you why survival of the fittest is something we need to revisit.

Take on the total eclipse

The entire country came to a standstill today as we got the eclipses of the century, or at last the last one till like 2099. We spent all day in anticipation and finally got to stare up into the sky with our flimsy 7/11 glasses. What I have to say is that the best part of it was that for about an hour, NYC was quiet.

The cars stopped honking, the guys slouched over stopped shooting up, the rats retreated and the E-bike delivery guys didn't run me off the road. For like 5 minutes, we got peace. I hope it's not 2099 till we get that again

Take on the eclipse

The eclipse is going to be a big deal tomorrow, and I'm certainly looking forward to not looking directly at it. I can't believe though that they are calling this a once in a lifetime experience as I could have sworn we've had a couple of these in the last decade or so

Anyway, don't look directly into it tomorrow

Take on the loveless marriage

Melanie appeared next to her husband at a campaign stop today which marked the first time in months by my count after Trump brought Barron into the race

We know that each time she does, it helps his rating and we also know she's compensated heavily for it.
In. It sure if she frowns because she hates all he stands for or because he stinks of old sock, ketchup and urine

Take on the major earthquake

The earthy of the century hit the city today and what was most obvious was that nobody had any idea what we should do. Nobody hid under a desk or ran to a doorframe, we all just hung out and stared at each other and then went to social media to post about how crazy that was.
God forbid we got hit with something real

Take on the new health recommendation to avoid decaf

Health experts suggested a glass of wine per night helped your heart the they backtracked and said even alcoholic moderation is bad. We are told that you should not eat sweets, carbs, greasy foods, anything with an ingredient you can't pronounce, red meat, white meat, egg yolks, farmed fish, large fish, salty anything, spiced flavors, most drinks and anything cooked over a certain temperature

Today I'm told that decaf coffee is also bad for you, this is coming from a guy who is trying to supplement some coffee for decaf which was already taking one of my last pleasures away.

It's to the point that health experts basically want to jump off a bridge as any indulgence will shorten your life, so give it all up so you can live a long (miserable) life.

Take on the marathon congestion pricing

The MTA is adding congestion pricing, police in the subways and now wants to charge marathoners to cross the Verrazano bridge because of what they say is lost revenue for the bridge being closed for a few hours

What is insane with this math is who driving to NYC from Staten Island at 8am on a random November Sunday anyway…especially when there is a marathon going on. It's not the bridge being closed that stops people from using it, it is that there literally is no reason to drive into the city that day as the entire place is shut down.

Plus if you think of it as a revenue loss, what about the millions of spectators that run around the city on the subways to catch the racers, all those metro card swipes must offset the bridge costs.

Plus you are just destroying a NYC institution.

Take on the redesigned German Adidas soccer jersey

The number 44 soccer jersey for Germany is going to be the hot ticket this year. Not because they got some young stud striker or defenseman but because the geniuses at adidas never thought making it look like an SS logo was a bad idea.

I can't tell you anything about it shirt design but I can tell hi that this might not be the best look going for a country with that history.

Take on Truth social

The fact that Truth Social is taking a bath isn't shocking. Not only does it not have the traffic that its initial stock price indicated, it's a one trick pony. We all know that the second Trump decides to stop posting, the thing will become a complete wasteland. But that would serve them all right