Take on the rigged draft

The NBA lottery has been ridged since the Knicks pulled the frozen envelope and they don't even try to hide it any lore. Whenever something catastrophic happens to a franchise, they are rewarded with a top pick. This could due to a trade (Luka) or an injury (David Robinson) or whatever. But we know they are always there to protect their bottom line e

Take on the Afrikaans

White South Africans are getting refugee status while anybody with a milligram of skin pigment is getting sent to El Salvador. I am not sure why Trump feels that the sons of apartheid need special status other than for the very obvious reasons. I am sick and tired of Elon and his boys getting their way with Trump. The corruption level has surpassed East European level circa 1985.

Take on the accepted luxury jet from Qatar

The grifting has become so blatant that they don't even try to hide it anymore. We knew Trump was compromised but the fact he's now openly courting foreign countries and accepting massive gift speaks to the ridiculous level of corruption we are seeing. These are the same people who told us about the Biden crime family, but here they are stealing and scamming with no regard to morality.

Take on Trump’s negotiating strategy with chjna

Trump's strangely with negotiations is to go really high and then negotiate with himself till he gets to a place that might be worse off than the stance beige he went into this mess. What he doesn't understand is that the pain and financial hardship put upon American companies was so devastating and costly. But he never cares as is obvious with this years roller coaster ride and he will ended up with that same deal aa we had before. What a stable genius

Take on flights

I'm at a point where even I'm starting to get a bit nervous about flying. I've been a million lied for years and have dealt with my share of missed connections, delays and crazy flights but I have still never felt afraid to fly. But when Newark airport has 90 second outages in consecutive weeks while they are severely understaffed. I get a bit worried

Not sure how to fix this as throwing money at it won't get capable trained people there tomorrow, but the fact that we are flying blind seems less that optimal.

Take on the slightly wet iPhone screen

I'm walking in the rain today and I still can't understand how we can connect to a Mars rover for like a decade but we can't figure out how to type when it's drizzling. The second there is one drop of water on the screen, the words you type nigh as well be in Swahili. I can't believe that nobody can figure this out

Take on the foot massage after The Great Saunter

After I completed The Great Saunter, I sat down at a foot massage place and when I put my feet up the Chinese woman visibly winched. Obviously after 32 miles, anybody will have some damaged dogs but when she saw mine the poor lady looked like she was going to be totally ill. I can't completely blame her but the next time she could be a little nice about it than saying "your toes are very stinky".

Take on Rudy's chubby kid

Fighter jets are falling out of the sky, great institutions are cutting their research budgets, Americans are about to pay a whole lot more for diapers and formula but Donald Duck is focusing on getting Rudy Guiliani's fat kid a job. I don't know anything about this pudgy fucker but I will say the fact he gets any attention during this time tells you he's just a large mass being used as a human shield.

Take on the Newark airport delays

We're at a point in our country where it's become increasingly obvious that our country is all too often held together with rubber bands So much of our infrastructure hasn't been upgraded in decades and with every failure it's becoming obvious we are the laughing stock. Whether it's our subways which work on some analog system from the 1900's or our air control towers working with technology from the 1960's, the first person who would run a presidential campaign on actually fixing this stuff should win in a landslide.

Take on trade

Nobody understands trade less than the president who is destroying our economy. He has imposed crippling tariffs which he thinks will help China from stealing from us. He doesn't understand that trade deficits are a natural occurrence especially if you only look at manufactured goods and don't take into consideration things like software

Takeout the empty holster



I'm convinced that when the shelves at Target and Walmart start emptying on the west coast in the next few weeks, we will finally get the uproar these tariffs deserve. There hasn't been a good argument for these tariffs as they seem to be there just to stroke Trump's ego. What he doesn't get is that XI Jingpeng is not going to back down, he's not going to fold. Trump has already shot his load with his 145% tariffs. He's dropped trade but what he doesn't get is that China can wait him out. They shut down cities for a month if there was a single case of Covid while we can't convince somebody who is coughing up a lung to put on a mask on a bus.
In China when they protect, it's in front of a tank.

Take on Pope Trump

Donald Trump is trying to add pope to his list of titles which include wannabe tyrant, lame duck, bankrupt-y, felon, adulterer and sexual predator. I'm sure this is just an off her troll but the far the probably diddled a few minors, makes the entire thing entirely reasonable.

Take on Mike Waltz

Mike Waltz was fired from his gig as national security adviser and then sent to purgatory as the new UN ambassador. I have no love for Mike Waltz but the fact he's going to take the fall for adding a reporter to Pistol Pete's Signal chat. It's shocking that at the end of the day this jackass will have to pay for Hegseth's complete disregard of national security.

Take on Trump's market

A few months ago Trump took credit for the stock market to only blame Biden for it today. We know Trump will never take any responsibility for anything that goes wrong and finds any way to blame
Sleepy Joe. Of course this is all
Ludicrous and even spending five minutes blogging about it is a waste of time but I feel like we must keep the drumbeat going.

Take on the twerp and the jerk

Nobody's a more spineless twerp than Jeff Bezos. We know this douchebag has shown no courage and has spent ungodly amount of money to send his girlfriend to low-orbit. But what was most disappointing was that Bezos folded to Trump who called him to complaint that some Amazon sites were going to break out the tariff cost. For a guy who claims that the tariffs will be such a positive for Americans, he certainly seems to be running from it. Be caved on iPhones, he caved on cars and he will likely cave on a bunch of other items where his pockets are being greased.

Take on sleepy Don

The photo of Trump sleeping during the funeral of the Pope is the image FoxNews would have plastered 24/7 had it happened to Sleepy Joe. Of course they won't say anything now which is par for the course. But at this point we are looking at a senile old man who has oatmeal for breakfast and jello for dinner, drooling on his suit.

Take on the port explosion

The chances this port explosion in Iran being bad luck seems more than a bit unlikely. We know one thing for sure, when Iran starts getting a bit out of line, Israel puts an immediate stop to it and it may never be something they admit to. I can't imagine what else caused this but this can't just be a coincidence.

Take on the bored fat lazy president

I really don't get why Trump went to the funeral. He looked bored and fat and spent most of the time dead scrolling through his phone. His wife looked awful and he wore that same stupid blue suit he wears whenever he's got the depends on.
He doesn't represent himself, he represents all of us. And he looks like a pile of dog crap.

Take on work travel

Whenever I explain to somebody that I'm traveling, they assume it's some kind of vacation. I'm not complaining about the work travel as it's more good than bad but I will say that being in four countries in five days, isn't exactly easy either. Between the time zones, the jet lag, the spotty services and the disconnect from home, it's way more difficult than you'd think. But nothing is worse than being stuck in row 23B without legs pressed against the back of 22B Pressed in between the cologne of 22A and the gut of 22C

The on the poll numbers

For a guy who loves hearing about his numbers, Trump is going really badly when it comes to his job approval after 100 days. He's even below Donald Trump 1 which was territory I didn't think we'd see again. But I guess when you are an absolutely horrible human and an equality shitty president, this is what you get.