As regular readers to TakeOnRighetti will tell you…the answer is many things.But to give you a small sampling:
BUT I just remembered another one...people who decide they need to take a golf umbrella out on the street of Manhattan when there is a drizzle out. "Hey Jackass you're not at Augusta, you near poked my eye with those bicycle spokes coming out of that thing!!!"
Yeah I get it, you don't want to get your crappy shirt wet but do you really need something the size of the thing they use to cover center-court at Arthur Ashe stadium?
Not only is this an invasion of private space (in a city where there is little of this to begin with) it is that when some idiot pops one of these open they lose all ability to properly walk on a crowded street. It's like the jackass who can't parallel park his SUV truck, if you can't operate the machinery you shouldn't be allowed to use it.
Like McCain's Cone of Silence, these beach umbrella's seem to act as a Cone of Stupidity
It is actually appropriate that these idiots prance around under a thing that looks like a circus tent because they maybe at some point they can get somebody to pay money to see these mental patients walk the street de-eyeing people.
The same ahole that carries one of these things is usually the same person who decide they need knee high rain-boots and a yellow rain-suit, You could just round these guys up and throw them right into the mental hospital at Ward's Island, although people might think it's Cirque de Soleil.
2 comments:
I think you should credit your wife for this one ;-) She absolutely HATES those big umbrellas!
i totally bcc people on email invitations & soliloquies. i only do that cuz i used to CC: everyone and people would start replying to all. there was this one angry mean racist named richard lee who would reply to all and pick fights with random people on the list. so i had to bcc: after that.
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