Take on the MAGA face

Every time I see Susan Dell, it looks like her face is a deflated whoopee cushion and when somebody stomped on it, her tits popped out. She has that odd combination Kash Patel's eyes, Pinocchio's nose and Ronald McDonald's lips. Only Michael and Susan Dell dan donate $6billion and be made to feel stupid for it, mostly because they are Trump supporters. Plus their laptops suck

Take on the really boating meeting


Trump fell asleep during a cabinet meeting and nobody bothered to wake him which begs the question, are they deathly afraid of him or do they prefer him not interrupting them. The best thing about the clip was that at some point he wakes up and looks like he has no idea where the hell he is and you are sure he probably wet himself.

I'm guessing if he just dies one day while sitting in his chair they'd just keep taking around he for hours. Nobody would want to get up and end the meeting so as to not catch his wrath, so they'd pull a Cory Booker thing. Rubio would be pissing in a cup, Hegseth would be doing shots of tequila from his Stanley cup and Noem would be plucking her eyebrows while Scott Bessent just droned on about cutting financial regulations

Take on the boat strikes

As Pistol Pete and Dumpy Trump try to distance themselves from the merciless killing of people on those boats, we are reminded of the rats leaving the ship.

We know they see the boat has sprung a leak and they are desperate to distance themselves to this although we all know that Pete ordered it and Trump spooned it as he loves nothing more than to torture brown people. Absolute war criminals these two.

Take on the power couple

you always know when it's fake Melania when she's holding Donald Duck's hand as we saw today when "they" stepped off helicopter. Trump also looks like he's about to croak, he doesn't even have time to out his makeup on or do his hair, he just looks like he's a lump of doing flesh at this point

Take on Lane Kiffin

College sports have become so completely disgusting with the way they have monetized every step of not. The NIL, the transfer portal and all the meaningless bowls aside. Allowing a coach to leave mid season and strong arm his staff into doing the same is the epitome of a broken system. Lane Kiffen is an OK head coach, he hasn't won anything and seems to overachieve with lower level teams dnd under achieve with premier programs. So this move to LSU will likely be another crap drain on Kiffin's boxer shorts but since everybody is getting rich, nobody cares

The on the endless war

I'm sure we are going to war, I'm sure we will lose good men and women said war and I'm sure we will make lifelong enemies. I'm sure Trump doesn't care and I'm sure he's convinced that we will never get out of our own way if we continue this mentality to colonialism. The shining city upon the hill is a crumbling ghetto

Take on an economy of terror.

We've been worried about the fact our government is dealing in an economy of terror. We have decided it was ok to kill boaters without any due process. Pistol Pete Hegseth is the head of this organization who doesn't like the fact that he has to abide by rules of war but when the commander in chief says it's ok, and we know he has immunity, we have given up any sense of righteousness. This is our new America and I don't recognize it.

Take on Karoline Leavitt m

We know that Karoline Leavitt is a worthless human and reading about her nephew's mom being picked up by ICE tells you all you need to know about her. We have watched her be an unapologetic mouthpiece for this administration and has done nothing to help the most vulnerable. Now he own family is affected and in still not sure she gives a crap. May she fall into a pool of busted silicon, hairspray and Botox.

Take on the shark jump

I wanted to like the last season of stranger things but between the time lapse, the issue that the kids are all like 30 years old and little problem that they keep going back to the same the stories. All the kids are now winy tools, the lot interests are forced and even the nostalgia has run its course. I feel like every episode is just a rehash of another one, they even mention the deja vu thing in this episodes because we have all seen this before. It's like when in star wars they had to blow up the Death Star again.

Time to put this thing out of its misery.

Take on the old man

Trump seems to have gotten old overnight. We know he's likely had some kind of stroke as he can't seem to play golf anymore and has those weird makes on his hands but the way he looks lately, it's obvious he has just gotten to that place where he should spend the ref of his days looking at birds and eating jello. I think the entire thing seems like a great bide. Send grandpa to the old person home and let him yell at a few squirrels.

Take on the Mark Kelly moment

The attack on Mark Kelly tells you everything you need to know about this moment. This is Pistol Pete Hegseth doing what he does which is basically destroy any credibly his department has in order go kiss up to the orange jubilee. There has been no better patriot than Kelly and nobody who's gone through more who is presently sending in congress. I can't imagine the hell these aholes have signed themselves up for.

Take on the uproar about the mtg pension

I swear I don't understand why people are up in arms that MTG chose to resign on January 5th, ensuring she get her pension. First of all, it's a relatively small pension, not one that in the grand scheme will mean anything and not one she can collect till she's in her 60's. Secondly, any person could do exactly the same. Think about yourself in any situation where if you left your job today, you get nothing or leave in two months right after your Christmas break and you'd guarantee yourself a pension. Who in their right mind would to leave today??

Take on the Mamdani and Trump meetup

I wish anybody looked at me the way Trump looks at Mamdani. I watched part of their joint press conference and to say Trump was smitten would be an understatement. I have seen him sort of grovel to autocratic leaders before but this was different. This was him genuinely wanting to get his attention and it wasn't quite working.

Take on JD in a tuxedo shirt.





No one lookalike a bigger douche-bag than JD Vance in a tuxedo.  He looks like a modern Bruce Vilanch Not only does he have a brown stain on his shirt, the shirt is what you put a little kid in to dress him up.  And this thing looks like it's a size or two too small for his giant man boobs.   Can somebody please tell JD and his boss that a proper fitting suit shouldn't be this much of a challenge. 

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Take on Piggy Leavitt

when Karoline Leavitt tried to justify Trump calling a reporter Piggy, we were struck with the irony of the fact that when you see her face on you can see her nostrils. She's not an attractive human, this is well known, but she's always had that Miss Piggy look!going for her which now doesn't seem nearly as endearing.

Take on the Bump suit

Trump's suit when he meet MBS this week tells you all you need to know about him. For a guy who claims to be a billionaire and who thrives on knocking others for their appearance shows up looking like he slept on a city bench for the night cracked out on Butterfingers and Mara bars. The guy is a complete embarrassment to our country.

The on the Epstein files

The sudden release of the Epstein files smells so rotten. These GOP has spent a year hiding from it but all of a sudden they all want it releases which I'm sure mean that he's been totally bleached. We know that Trump accused Hillary is this which is just another confession, we are find to get pages of retractions in the best case scenario.

The on dead man walking

I'm convinced that Trump won't make it through his second term. I thought maybe he'd be impeached but now I'm guessing he's going to just keel over. The guy looks absolutely horrible, he's obviously going through stages of dementia and he can't use one of his arms. You know when this jackass hasn't played golf in months, something is up

We will use TOR on the day he croaks to drop our last post. Ding Dong the Witch is dead

The on the tone of the Epstein emails

The one thing the Epstein trove tells me is that we've been told he's some really smart finance guy who was able to have relationships with many of the most influential people in the world but he wrote emails like a 14 year old middle
school girl. I can't tell you why half the stuff he said meant but it was like was confusing his Gmail account and his AOL messenger one. It's disturbingly stupid.

Take on Butt Champagne

There are some products out there that I don't need and there are some products out there I thought I didn't need. I'm putting butt champagne in the former category even if my local pharmacist is trying to get me to buy it every time I walk into the place. I'm not sure what it does but I don't see the words butt and champagne going well together.

Take on Trump lowering tariffs on coffee, beef and fruits

We know that Trump is not a serious student of economics which is actually us understating it. My middle school miss is not a serious student of global economics but she doesn't pretend she is and certainly doesn't act upon it that can affect millions. Trump on the other hand doesn't think things though, he just acts and we suffer. This is an awful time to be alive