Take on the MAGA face

Every time I see Susan Dell, it looks like her face is a deflated whoopee cushion and when somebody stomped on it, her tits popped out. She has that odd combination Kash Patel's eyes, Pinocchio's nose and Ronald McDonald's lips. Only Michael and Susan Dell dan donate $6billion and be made to feel stupid for it, mostly because they are Trump supporters. Plus their laptops suck

Take on the really boating meeting


Trump fell asleep during a cabinet meeting and nobody bothered to wake him which begs the question, are they deathly afraid of him or do they prefer him not interrupting them. The best thing about the clip was that at some point he wakes up and looks like he has no idea where the hell he is and you are sure he probably wet himself.

I'm guessing if he just dies one day while sitting in his chair they'd just keep taking around he for hours. Nobody would want to get up and end the meeting so as to not catch his wrath, so they'd pull a Cory Booker thing. Rubio would be pissing in a cup, Hegseth would be doing shots of tequila from his Stanley cup and Noem would be plucking her eyebrows while Scott Bessent just droned on about cutting financial regulations

Take on the boat strikes

As Pistol Pete and Dumpy Trump try to distance themselves from the merciless killing of people on those boats, we are reminded of the rats leaving the ship.

We know they see the boat has sprung a leak and they are desperate to distance themselves to this although we all know that Pete ordered it and Trump spooned it as he loves nothing more than to torture brown people. Absolute war criminals these two.

Take on the power couple

you always know when it's fake Melania when she's holding Donald Duck's hand as we saw today when "they" stepped off helicopter. Trump also looks like he's about to croak, he doesn't even have time to out his makeup on or do his hair, he just looks like he's a lump of doing flesh at this point