Take on the Cheesecake Factory

I haven't been to a Cheesecake Factory in three decades but was sort of stuck there this weekend. I have nothing against a chain restaurant, finding them mostly unspectacularly solid.

I wouldn't know what to order but figured Cheesecake Factory as a pasta place to me. It's hard to mess up pasta and they featured some some kind of Cajun shrimp and chicken dish they claimed was very spicy Not only was it not spicy, it lacked any kind of spice I'm ok with lame bland food but this was their signature dish and it felt like sucking soup through a diaper.