Take on the Port Authority pisser

When there is another endless line at Port Authority as you wait to get onto an endless Thanksgiving bus ride, you are smart to take a leak. As you exit, the question the machine has is "how are we doing?" and I'm like.

- touching that thing is something that nobody in their right mind would do, you can literally see the piss backsplash on the keyboard thing.
- how the hell would anybody vote for anything other than the red frowning face. It's not really anybody's fault but we are talking about the men's room at Port Authority on the day before Thanksgiving. The fact there isn't a giant snickers bar i the urinal is a pleasant surprise.