Take on the Rudy Take.

The smartest hot-take I've seen recently is the one from @andylassner which states that maybe Rudy is actually working for Mueller and I'd love to believe that's true because it may explain everything.

In all honestly, I can't figure out why Rudy keeps going out there and opening his gigantic mouth and shoving his gigantic foot in it and why Trump is allowing it. We've been doing this Russian dance for two years now and one thing I do agree with Rudy on is that it's time for Mueller to show us the goods. I get that they have Papadapolous, they have Manafort, they have Gates, they have the Russian NRA chick, they have Cohen but this won't really hit home until they get a guy with Trump in their name. Right now it's as if Mueller's team is circling around them like hungry sharks but I'm not sure we should be waiting any further because with every day that this charade is allowed to continue, it's another day of drama which is making the Nixon era look like a RomCom.

Anyway, I'm predicting the following downfall in order

1- Donnie Trump jr. For lying to Congress
2- Jared Kushner for his involvement with Cambridge Analytical
3- Melania for her role as a secret transvestite Russian spy to infiltrate Trump and transporting messages back to Russia using equipment hidden in her enormous fake vag.
4- Eric for just being a gigantic douchbag.
5- Ivanka for the fact we'd just like to see her in stripes

And finally when it's all done, Small Hands Don!!

Come on Big Bob!! We need you