Take on the tiny Japanese hotel room

When you walk into your hotel room and realize the reason it has a 18 inch TV is because it is literally the largest one that could fit in the room, you sort of gasp. You can use the desk while sitting on your bed, you can flush the toilet while closing the curtains and you can take a shower while answering the door.
It's not that the hotels are just small, some of them are plain gross. It's an odd thing in a country which seems clean but the you are not so sure. This place is the same one where you just caught a call girl going upstairs, the sheets look like they haven't been bleached in a month and the worst part is that you forgot your pajama pants in your big suitcase.

But this is Japan..so you trust that they sanitized everything with an industrial Japanese built sanitizing machine. Or at least you hope so