Take on Bubly sparkling water

There might literally not be a more vile option than this Bubly sparkling water you see being pushed hard on Amazon.com. I'm not sure where the idea that this stuff might be palatable, let alone good, came from because I just bought a mixed flavor case and each flavor is worse than the next. I wouldn't pour this stuff into my car windshield reservoir let alone actually consume it.

Their fun colors and interesting flavors are all derivatives of awful and amazon should be facing lawsuits for offering this crap.