Maybe Michael Cohen should have invested in a better shredder. One of those multidirectional micro cutters that destroy evidence like Drake destroys cats. But apparently Cohen went to Staples and hit the "that was easy" button and got the one on sale and now Beretta Bob Mueller is on his ass and they are expecting to reconstruct major pieces of evidence within weeks. This doesn't look good for the "she bleached those emails" crowd and as anybody who watched Homeland remembers, bringing one of these pictures back to life takes like a week of five kids working in sweltering conditions.
Michael, maybe next time just set your entire office on fire.
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