Christmas movies of all time
10- Elf. Nobody makes me love Christmas more than Will Ferrell, he
brings Christmas joy in that Jack Tripper kind of way
9- Bad Santa. I would do bad bad things to his ex wife
8- A Christmas Story, total classic but a bit overplayed, Ralphy is
probably some fat accountant now who dresses in leather chaps at night
with a ball-gag and gets best by his fishnet wearing secretary secret
girlfriend while his wife busts his hump for not making enough money
7- Home Alone. There has never been a better bad guy tandem than
Pesci and Daniel Stern. Always wondered if that gangster movie was
into I heard they made it up for the movie.
5- (tie) It's a Wonderful Life. Why not, classic, I've seen parts of
it like a hundred times and don't turn it off.
5 (tie) Miracle of 34th Street. See #5 although when I was growing
up back in the 80's and 90's the miracles were being had on 42nd
street
4- Scrooged- I walk away wondering what would happened if he woke up
at 6am every morning to "I got you babe" on the radio. Whether he is
figuring ghosts, chasing gophers, following groundhogs or making
multiple copies of himself, Bill Murray is a genius and nothing shows
off his talent more than Scrooged
3- the Festivus episode
Yeah it's not a movie but this single episode had more memorable
moments in 22 minutes than Friends and Mad about You had in 22
combined season
2- Die Hard. Nothing brings the Christmas spirit to the season like
John McClain beating on bad guys, unless we could somehow get a video
of John McCain beating up a puppy
1-National Lampoon Christmas Vacation. Jesus Christ I love Cousin
Eddie, he deserved an Oscar and an Emmy and a Tony and a bottle of
Jack for this.
2 comments:
No way Scrooged isn't #1. Miles Davis and Bobcat . You also have a rare occurrence of all 3 Murray brothers: bill, Brian(bills father in the Christmas past scene), and Joel( bills brother in the current timeline(you may know him as Freddy rumson from Mad Men))
I remember this Canadian porn scene from back in 2007 or 2008 that I saw on some free DVD I had for some reason (back in the days before blu-ray). It was from Doghouse Digital, which is a Canadian porno company, and I didn't recognize any of the "amateur" stars in the porn. Hence, I knew all the porn stars in the scene were Canadian. But I digress...
In the money shot at the end, when the Canadian broad is on her knees jerking dicks in each hand, one of the guys yells out "MERRY CHRISTMAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" right as he grabs his dick with his hand and flicks it forward to lob the wad of nut all over the broad's face.
She grinned from ear to ear and giggled like she just won the prize for "Belle of the Ball." All while taking more pumps of ejaculate as the two guys rhythmically finished off.
And THAT, my friends, is my favorite Christmas movie ever.
:-)
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