Take on the snug khakis

What possesses a dude to walk around in skin tight khakis unless he is
actively trying to make sure he never gets laid. Unless it's
required for your job, there really is no good reason to be caught
dead in these things, they always look way more sloppy than the wearer
intends, they never quite fit right and people always seem to struggle
with what to pair it with.

The good news is that the sheer act of wearing khakis will make sure
that no self respecting chick will ever take you seriously enough to
want to bed and if by some unknown reason she's into the whole casual
Friday look the fact that most guys wear them so snug against their
junk they may as well be wearing an athletic supporter that the
chances of procreating a super OfficeMax race is probably slim to
none.