Take on the Japanese bathroom

The Japanese do a lot of things well: food, politeness, efficiency but nothing is better than their hotel toilet situation. They have more bidet options than a high end spa has jets, when you sit down on the seat it's like sitting on a warm cloud of air and if you punch the right button combination you get a spicy tuna hand roll. I'm pretty sure the left jet uses Sapporo while the right one uses Asahi.

If spend half my life on the bowl if I lived here.