Friday, October 9, 2020

Take on the kidnapping suspects

The 10 mugshots of the kidnapping suspects had some oddities to them

The top row is odd. The first guy looks like he's gotten off in a parking lot with a transvestite, his neighbor looks like his face just got squeezed out of feral cat's vagina. The middle guy in the top row looks like he's going to a Depeche Mode concert and is just hoping his mom didn't throw away his Doc Martins. Number four looks like a gay Bam Bam Bigelow and number five in the top row looks like a cross between a lumberjack and a Russian ballerina.

The bottom row isn't better but definitely blonder
The first guy looks like he's channeling Adolph himself. Number two is definitely a dude with a. Massive child porn stash. Number three
squeezes his own nutsack when beating off. Number Four looks like he's got weird neck a tattoo and number five looks like the shoe bomber guy


And somehow these guys are still called a militia and not the terroir group they really are.

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