So I've got an idea, it's novel but just might work. This idea will probably not resolve the middle-east crisis, the banking crisis, the housing crisis or the oil crisis but it might solve something else.. The crisis which happens everytime I step into the subway.
See people on the subway have no ability to act rational cordial, they push and pull, the shake and rattle and they run like crazy but they never do anything that makes logical sense.
Here is my idea.... "WAIT TILL I GET OFF BEFORE YOU TRY TO GET ON"
I don't know what country or society you are from but I come from the country of logic. Because it only makes sense to let people off before you get in their way in your attempt to get on.
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3 comments:
i actually prefer the game of human chicken when exiting: trains, buses and elevators.
just look down and walk forcefully out of said mode of transportation.
i guarantee you that little old lady will check herself, before you wreck her....uh...self.
this really bothers you a lot, david. you keep bringing it up. it's so funny. ok the people who bodycheck ppl outta the way to push themselves into a car before letting ppl get off - they are usually asians. not the americanized asians but the off-the-boaters. i sometimes feel embarrassed when i'm near an asian who does this barbaric sh!t. also, i wanted to know - do you take the 4/5/6? cuz that is the MOST barbaric train ever. when i lived in the upper east side, i was very stressed by this green train line. i'd start off every morning really stressed cuz of this sh!t. it is very ghetto and barbaric. ppl behind you push so you get pushed instead of having to walk and then the person in front of you thinks you're pushing them but meanwhile you're getting pushed yourself by 100 people behind you and then the ghetto b!tch in front of you will be all, "stop f*cking pushing me".
the V train is my favorite cuz i can sit down and start off my 90 degree summer day peacefully and without my usual subway platform steamroom temperature sweat attack. i miss the V train. but since it's a quiet train, it attracts all the disgusting public masturbators.
omg ok so when i complain about this subway barbaric sh!t to my friend leslie who lives in china, she's all, "cathy, you think it's bad over there. imagine how it is over here in china. the entire country is like the 4/5/6 subway". she says everyday she's in a bad mood cuz of all that sh!t. she says there is absolutely NO concept of lines over there at all, anywhere.
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