Take on Liquid Dwath

I'm a huge fan of seltzer water, drinking easily 50 ounces per day but honestly I've found I'm just as happy with the store brand no name options as anything else. Pelegrino doesn't have enough carbonation, other ones think that there can't be enough while the Stop and Shop one is just right.

But what gets me is this new trend of artisanal seltzer which is just ludicrous, like dude it's water with carbonation, there is nothing to it and that's ok but somehow we are being swindled into paying $4 a can for water. But nothing is worse than the liquid diarrhea they market aa Liquid Death. Not only is it ungodly expensive but it's basically carbonated urine.