Take on Borg

When I was in high school we would rob my friend's dad's liquor cabinet and end up drinking a bottle of Chivas. The stuff tasted like horsepiss but at least you felt like you grew hair on your balls. What kids are drinking now might be worse

I found a bottle of green goo in a gallon container that was some concoction of vodka, Gatorade and seltzer. I can't imagine that this thing tasted any better than Chivas but I'm also sure it's got a bunch of Red40 and Blue20 in it so my ADHD would kick into hyperdrive