Take on t he NBA finals tickets

This Knicks postseason has been incredible and the drought they've gone through has made the city explode with the dream of a return to glory. But prices to get to The Garden is all anybody talks about...and for good reason. The crazy thing is that people complain about the Super Bowl or the World Series being full of corporate suits which is why those events don't feel authentic and are not nearly as loud as they could be. But somehow those $10,000 nosebleed seats which almost no New Yorker can afford don't seem to bring the same fear of rich out of touch helicopter fans coming in and muffling the crowd

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take on Trump in the Garden.

The only thing that can kill this Knick run is by Trump coming to game 3. This will bring so much security, so little value and endless lines and nobody in NYC wants him there. This is exactly what will happen when he gets booed mercilessly

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Take onEx-Prince Andrew never ending adventures

There is nobody who needs to go away more quickly than Prince Andrew. The fact this it is allowed anywhere near the royal family is a travesty but not nearly the travesty of him not spending the rest of his life in jail for statutory rape and prostitution. But somehow this guy is like herpes, he keeps coming back

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Take in Trump's plans to attend Knicks Finals Game 3 at Madison Square Garden

Trump is planing on being at Madison Square Garden for the Knicks game which will turn what should be a great NYC event into another awful Trump themed one. It's one thing for him to ruin our country but now he's threatening to ruin the Knicks. For this he can't be forgiven

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Take on the Trump eye

Not only does Trump have this weird swollen hand, now it looks like Melania socked him in the eye. I don't know what is wrong with him but we keep hearing that he has a bad odor which everybody says has to do with his depends but maybe it's actually just his skin rotting like one of those homeless guys

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Take on Blanche’s refusal to stop the ban on Trump's tax audits

You've got to be kidding me. Trump's slush fund is rightfully getting sunk but his immunity for tax evasion is going to stick? I don't know how store Blanche justifies any of this other than to say he's Don's consigliere which is probably not far from the truth. But this is what you get when you let the inmates run the asylum, great job America

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Take on the slush fund

Trump is backing off of his slush fund as everybody other than a hundred or so J6 rioters see it for the payoff it is. There haven't been too many situations where Trump has felt the weight of political pressure but I guess this one is hitting him like a happy meal hits his gut. Let's just hope we have enough political will in this country to set to push back on more than just this blatant for of corruption

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Take o. Graham Platner’s extramarital sexting

As if Graham Platner's Nazi tattoos weren't problematic enough, we now have to worry about the revelations that he sexting with multiple women. I mean it does give him this sort of blue collar cred but not sure this is the kind we need. Getting the senate is imperative and the dems just have one unforced error after another, it's as if they are Jets fans and they don't know what to do if anything positive happens as they just assume it will all come crashing down.

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Take on the bloody toe

I wake up each morning with a pain in my ankle and a balky knee. Recently a bloody foot has entered the story. It's not devastating but whenever you take your white sock off and proceed to stain the floor, you realize you will never be a foot model. I'm hoping to the good lord that this won't sting with that new body wash.

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Take on the Kennedy Center

The Kennedy center has to go back to its original name and something as lame as naming rights, has never made me happier. I can't tell you that this is important but I feel like any defeat is a good thing a this point. Maybe we can rename MetLife next

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Take on Trump's performance

Trump's big performers for his party are dropping like flies. I mean, we aren't talking A listers to star off with but to see the lineup now be Vanilla Ice and Bret Michaels has to be disappointing to anybody. I'm actually shocked Kid Rock isn't signed up yet.

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Take on the worst president ever.

I just can't with this administration. It's been 5 1/2 years of Trump in office and everything he ever campaigned against is now something he does blatantly and without remorse. He wanted to drain the swamp, he knocked Hunter Biden for using his family connections to get lucrative contracts, he claimed the DOJ was weaponized, he said no to endless middle eastern wars, he claimed to be against regime change, he claimed to never be sleepy. This entire 14 year stretch from when he descended from the escalator till he eventually is forced out, will go down as the darkest days of the 250 years of the presidency.

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Take on the new sex toy section at Target

I walked into the local Target yesterday and thought I'd accidentally walked into a Buffalo Bills fan store in upstate New York. My neighborhood Target now has a full section of dildos and vibrators which I assume comes after some market research tells them that the local housewives are in need but in still it sure one of them wants to be caught dead with a 12 inch dong in her grocery basket.

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Take on a weird lag in the economy

I honestly don't understand how the US economy hasn't suffered more under Trump. We know the tariffs, the trade was, the lack of real oversight etc should give people pause but somehow we keep humming along. But the lack of tourism has to start hitting the economic numbers. You see less tourist in NYC, I was in Vegas a few months ago and it felt dead. I had friends who were near the Canadian border on a boat and they said the marinas were empty. It can't go on like this and. It hit our bottom line.

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Take on Mike Brown's mismatched outfit

This Knicks postseason run has been amazing and has brought such life back to a once proud organization. It's a team with good chemistry likable players and great tenacity. It also is a team whose head coach wears a black quarter zip with pants that aren't the same tint of black. I don't know what it is but my OCD brain cannot look at this without constantly thinking that he just dress in the dark and that's coming from somebody who is one of the worst dressed humans you've ever met.

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Take on The Yankee Candle

I don't believe there is a legitimate reason that Yankee Candle exists. How many people are walking into a mall on a rainy Saturday to buy a pine tree scented candle? There just be something else going on in that place, like they must be selling hallucinogenics or some kind of weird herbal life extenders because they can't survive on $11.99 purchases

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Take on the fuel surcharge

Nothing irks me more than the world telling us we need to use mass transit and then mass transit using the opportunity to rip you off. I get that fuel prices are higher and it's something we should acknowledge but when CoachLine decides to add a $2 fuel surcharge it feels like a blatant ripoff. The bus ride just increased by about 25% and I'm sure this isn't the end.

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Take on the commute

When you commute into NYC five days a week, there are days that suck more than others. The lines at Port Authority this week have felt like you are standing online for Knicks tickets expect for being surrounded by excited basketball fans, you are surrounded by people who look like they hope the his runs off of the road. It's like slowly sucking every last bit of life out of you.

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Take on the Trump’s Government Moves to Spare Trump

The corruption is so blatant that it's hard to get worked up because nobody seems to be hiding anything anymore. When Trump got his lifelong get-out-of-jail card from his own agency, we knew it was over. We no longer have a functioning government, we no longer stand for anything virtuous, we no longer are a country to be envied. We are nothing more than the kind of third world deeply corrupt dictatorships we claim to fight against.

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Take on Bud Heavy

It's 100 degrees outside, the Knicks are in the Eastern Conference finals and nobody is bothering me. This is the time I go to my fridge and grab a beer. I typically do IPA's but on a hot summer day I don't mind something lighter. My fridge is usually stocked but today I'm digging in the back and pull out a Bud Heavy which is the only thing I have that isn't something brutal like a Yuengling. I have had three Bud Heavies in the last thirty years and I'm immediately reminded of why. This thing tastes like that Yuengling filtered through my gym socks. It's an absolutely flavorless bottle of Clydesdale piss.

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