When you spend a summer weekend on Fire Island, you inevitably find yourself with a Rocket Fuel in front of you. These things are basically desserts for adults and after having one or six, you feel like absolute dog shit. Then you spend the next day suffering from a miserable hangover as you fight traffic on the LIE.
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Karoline Leavitt lies like other people breathe. She's spent her career defending the indefensible and now she's gone which begs the e question of the devil you know. We are sure to get another blond bimbo as Trump has his preferences but knowing his history he'll try to find younger for the replacement
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Trump fled on a food cart while the rest of his staff and dozens of reporters were sent up on Air Force One with imminent danger. I get protecting the president but the idea that they'd send a plane out there when there were credible threats is both malicious and criminal. I'm not saying POTUS doesn't need extra protection but we shouldn't send the rat of his team up in his plane as some decoy.
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I ordered Chipotle today and when i was standing there I was shocked again by how little you get for $15. I sort of complained to the kid working the line who said he gives you 4 ounces of chicken which is basically a shot glass with of protein. I I get that this is expensive but they also skimming the ride and the beans. This is what we have become, a complete ripoff as a nation by a nation for a nation.
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As much as I am deathly scared of Trump running again, there are times when I see his numbers and wonder how badly he'd lose In an honest election. We know he can't be trusted to run a fair and true one but if in some alternative world this would be possible, he'd lose to the average democracy by double digits. Or at least I'd like to believe that to be true
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AI is creating new viruses by running combinations of trillions of nucleotides. I have no idea what that means but am sure it's not good. We had a global pandemic for an outbreak we could not control and now we are letting some backs with. Claude account take down the world. What could possible go wrong?
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I don't understand the market at all, Trump teases an Iran deal that doesn't happen but he still sees the market jump. It's so obvious that this market is being manipulated and he's so obviously personally benefiting but as long as everybody is making money, I guess nobody care.
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How did we go from the US being the policeman of the world to now waiting on Iran who is now demanding that we meet commitments before opening the Strait. This tells you all you need to know, we are now at the mercy of a regime we have no control over, a people we have no sway with and a world who no longer sees us a leader. We've lost our laser focus and now are a rudderless ship trying to get through a narrow water way with enemies all around.
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SpaceX "accidentally" hit the moon with a rocket and people are acting surprised. I'm sure this was intentional as Musk likely wanted to see if he could hit a moving target like that. I'm also sure that the reason the sand on my beach is now much wider on one side of the beach and much shorter on the other side has to do with the fact he screwed with all the waves because of the jarring of the moo.
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I'd love to know what kind of urinal this is and why the hell it's shaped the way it is. I mean, you could aim for the big oval and then when you drip off it will land in the bottom channel or maybe you kind of stratal it. Or maybe it's a stand up toilet to drip a deuce. I'm intrigued
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I woke my family up a at 4:30 this morning to rush them to the airport with the hope to get onto a flight for a much needed week away. Sadly for us, nobody got the message as Mother Nature threw our plans for a loop which meant we sat on the tarmac for 4 hours to only be sent back to the gate. Sadly after that it was more of the same as we reboarded and then spent another 2 hours waiting to finally take off. I've gotten on a plane and10 hours later I'm in Asia but apparently that os also what it takes to get to Bermuda.
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Trump won another golf championship at his own golf course playing against sycophants and hangers on. He then insulted those same high waisted pants wearers while gloating about his natural ability. Nobody cares that he cheats, uses endless mulligans, kicks his ball into the fairway or whatever else because this is a presidency about tribute. We aren't asking him to play by the rules because keeping Kim Jung Trump happy is all that matters.
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The reflecting pool fiasco has taken another crazy turn with the drunk prosecutor decided to drop the case right before happy hour on Friday night. This is after Trump made a huge deal about vandalism which like most things he said was a lie.
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Democrats have a near impossible purity test when it comes to vetting their own candidates. Troy Jackson who has always come across as a lame soccer dad caught having used an anonymous account to troll people which i think is a perfect scandal as it shows he's not afraid to mix it up and actually has a personality
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As Trump goes from one chaotic terrible decision to another, he's starting to finally see his numbers drop. This might be the end of a 10 year swoon as the nations is ready to dump him like a bad taco. You do see less yard signs, less outwardly undivided love and less defense of his policy. Maybe America has started to come to its senses. Then again, probably not
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Trump wants to rename Penn Station after himself which is one of those awful ideas he always seems to come up with. Penn is kind of a dump, so it does fit the bill although Moynihan station is amazing. I'm not willing to do him the honor if they improve Pen. but do think that we should call Port Authority after him because that place is everything Trump is.
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FIFA is already in the running as the most corrupt sports entity in the world but now they want to add Jarred Kusher's family to make sure the IOC doesn't stand a chance. There is nothing those Trump's won't try to capitalize on and this is just another example of something they will inevitably ruin. Just leave futball alone, you scoundrels
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I've gone 180 on the daylight savings thing. As a guy who gets up at 5am every morning to run, the idea of it being even darker when I'm running in the dead of winter sounds awful. The idea of going to work and waiting on a. Buss in pitch black sounds depressing and the idea of having the sun rise when I'm already at my desk sounds like torture. So I'm back to saying I'm all in for daylight savings.
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The fact we can't even agree on the casualties in Iran tells you we've lost the narrative. We know Trump doesn't like soldiers who get captured or who die, so this can't be a good sign. When he's comparing it to Vietnam and Iraq, what he doesn't recognize is that he's comparing it to the two biggest embarrassments for our country, even if you hope to paint today positively. But we don't care as long as he can tell somebody that we won.
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Trump ordering signs outside of the Smithsonian to tell people that slavery wasn't that bad. I don't think anybody sees that sign and walks into the museum and thinks seriously about that sign but the idea that tourist will see that sign and think what they assume it means for all Americans. I am so ready to not be embarrassed by my country again
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