Take on the NFL pardons

For some reason, Trump is taking time out of his busy day to pardon a hunch of ex football players. It's an odd gesture as they were all convicted of various drug charges but because they are famous, Trump figures they should have their records scrubbed. Of course every other black or brown person convicted of similar crimes is rotting away in prison but Travis Henry and Jamal Lewis are getting off.

Take on the Trump deadly blow to EPA’s ability to regulate climate pollution.

We're at a point where it feels like we may as well turn off the lights and at good night because not only has our country reversed course on the biggest threat to our planet's existence, it's made it so no other big polluter (India, China) has any reason at all to abide by it. We are all too happy to ruin our planet one coal powered plant at a time. I guess it's time to get an F150 and burn a bunch of tires in my backyard while leaving the lights on in the kitchen and throwing my aluminum cans right in the trash.

Take on a depraved society

Leaking back to my car last night, I was more than a little surprised that my e tire driver side mirror had been knocked off. I'm not talking a little scrape or even just a broken glass but the entire casing was hanging by a couple of wires. I was the last car to leave the street and there was no sign of anything obvious like skid marks or other damage but one thing was clear, nobody left a note or a phone number. This shows you where we are as society, property damage be damned as long as I don't get caught

So I'm $1000 lighter for that little joke.

Take on the Lutnick three hour tour to Epstein’s Island

Howard Lutnick has always been a total creep, so the fact he's a pathological liar doesn't shock anybody. Going from claiming that he never step foot in the same room after being creeped out to admitting to having vacationed with Epstein on his island is a little rich but sure this is all just some coincidental convenient amnesia. We know he's a pervert and this does nothing to dispel that theory. I think it's time to strip every one of these guys of their titles, positions and fame and burn the entire thing to the ground.

Take on the weather

Crazy to say that when I walked out of work today, it felt downright balmy at 29 degrees. This cold streak has gone on so long, it's almost as if we forgot what not completely freezing feels like and it reminds me of all those years when it's March and everybody says they are soooooo ready for spring when in fact we had one of our typical mild winters. But for three weeks straight did this bitterly coldness makes me think that this is the year we all need a recap of our vitamin D and have these complainers shut their traps.

Take on that Nancy Guthrie lady

Unpopular opinion: I don't really care what happened to Nancy Guthrie. I feel bad for her family but the fact that one old lady's disappearance has become a national story just because she's rich, white and the mom of somebody famous doesn't make this compelling TV. I hope they find her but would rather that we spend time covering the Epstein files, the ICE raids, disastrous economy, our loss in standing internationally or our need to impose regime change.

Take on really spicy food

I'm a guy who likes spicy food but I'm also one who has come to see my limitations and those apparently are the white guy spicy is not Asian food spicy. I tried some 2x spicy ramen tonight and although the top level was hot as heck it was manageable but by the time I got to the broth, I was on absolute fire. There is nothing that would make me give in here expect for the fact my eyeballs were starting to tear up and that's going to be nothing like the pain I'll experience tomorrow morning right when I get home.

Take on the renaming of the transit hubs.


Trump is trying to use the leverage of federal funding to have Penn Station and Dulles Airport named after him in exchange for a release of funds.
Here is an idea, release the funds and we'll name Port Authority after you, we'll throw in the Van Wyck for good measure.

Take on Bitcoin

Many much smarter people than me have said that the entire Bitcoin thing was a house of cards and I never thought it was something I wanted to involved in. I always assumed there would be a giant correction but not sure I saw it dropping to $60k from a higher of about $120k this quickly was even something I saw coming. We know this thing is built on convincing other suckers of its viability but when you stop finding new suckers you look in the mirror and realize that now you are the sucker

The on the pedophile philanthropist

We were all convinced that the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation was doing great work for poor people in poor countries and it probably was. What we didn't realize at the time was that although he was being a great philanthropist, he was also likely a pedophile. I am so sick of having celebrities who wash their sins with donations that have no effect on their day to day living standards.

Take on Susan Collins.

Nobody has gotten more mileage out of being a centrist than that wench Susan Collins. I'm so sick and tired of feeling like she can come to her senses and don't think I can stomach another "very concerning" letter from her. She's full MAGA unless proven otherwise

Take on Punxsutawney Ph

I'm kind of done with that groundhog thing. Not only is it always wrong, it's gotten to the point where I feel like we just keep watching the same thing over again in an endless loop of complete lameness with a bunch of old white guys patting themselves on the back.

Take on the Kennedy center

So how the Kennedy center is in desperate need of renovation right after Trump christened it with his own name. We are sure that it has nothing to do with all the performers who have pulled out of concerts there and it's legitimately about some construction. Of course don't have money for infrastructure, for food for lower income people or for anything else but we have plenty for these vanity projects.

Take on the weirdly crafted emails

What I don't get is why Jeffery Epstein sent emails like a teenager sends texts. Many of his emails end with the sent from iPhone thing but mostly they aren't though out constructed letters but mostly just quick back and forth responses. I can't imagine why he decided this was the method of communication that best met his demands. Maybe he was under the impression that over email he was somehow shielded or whatever he was sending in his text messages was even that much worse.

Take on Trump's sloppy Dump

Trump took a wet sloppy dump while sitting at the Resolute Desk and his entire staff tried to clear the room like it was 2AM at a Boston Bar The group of people behind him were forced to endure the awful stench which is the kind of torture I endorse.
This kind of incontinence really is a perfect ending for him

Take on the confession

Trump's reacting to Rep. Omar getting attacked with some weird spray is just another example of every one of his accusations being a confession. We all know the Butler, PA thing was staged and also know that at some point it will all come out. What we don't know is whether or not somebody was actually supposed to die or they were just an innocent prop. Glad to see nobody ever talks bait that supposed killer anymore.

Take on the Melania movie



Every time I go for dinner with friends they tell me about ten new shows they are watching and five movies they just saw and I wonder where the hell the time goes for me cause I can't find five minutes. So the chances of me watching the Melania movie are not high which I hope is what the rest of the world will choose also. But if they showed some of her earlier movies, that may draw some more attention.

Take on the dog killer

In a normal world, Kristi Noem isn't a cabinet secretary who cosplays as some GI. She is a secretary who blows the boss under his desk which would is a world we'd all sign up for. She's an awful human, who has directed other awful humans to do awful things to the oppressed the weak and the voiceless. What the GOP won't understand is that there will be a day after Trump, a day when we will be forced to reckon with what this administration has done. Where the blood in the streets will be the blood on their hands and those of us who have stood clear on this since day one will not forget those who have played along. I hope Noem gets impeached although I'm sure she will run and hide before that ever happens but her ouster is any enough. The other they need to go after for real is the Nazi linchpin, Stephen Miller.

The on the proper driveway snow removal.

I had one of those aha moments today while outside for the fifth time in two days breaking my back. When I pile snow out of my driveway, all the snow needs to pile up on the left side of the driveway when looking at the house. By putting it to the right side (while looking at the house) I'm only asking for that same snow to get shoved back into my driveway when. The snowplow comes barreling back down the street which is both infuriating and exhausting. So now the snowplow pushes all of my shoveled snow into my neighbors driveway.

Only took me 50 years

Take on the secret ‘discombobulator’ m

Trump told the NY Post that the military used a discombobulator during the capture of Maduro after admitting he probably shouldn't tell them that. The best thing is that it doesn't sound like this machine actually exists and that he's convoluting various items within the arsenal together. What in sure of is that nobody in the military hierarchy wants Trump spewing their secret attack modes which only makes any future mission that more likely to be a flop.

Take on the 2A guys vs Trump

He 2A crowd is doing mental gymnastics tying to justify the killing of yet another person by these ICE thugs. For years we've been told that we should be allowed to carry guns to protect us from
a tyrannical government hell bent on taking way our rights...which seems like we are facing today. And here you have Trumpty Dumpty saying only criminals would be carrying a gun in the streets. Hard to play both sides of this argument NRA

Take on the fees for ApplePay

And just like that ApplePay like everything else went to hell. I know that there is a lot of opportunity to make money but ApplePay was always an amazing money transfer option specifically between family members but like anything else, Apple wants to use it to add to their bloated coffers. I'm not arguing if they could do it or even if they should do it but just saying they will continue to take and take and take until at some point we all break.