Take on Susan Collins.

Nobody has gotten more mileage out of being a centrist than that wench Susan Collins. I'm so sick and tired of feeling like she can come to her senses and don't think I can stomach another "very concerning" letter from her. She's full MAGA unless proven otherwise

Take on Punxsutawney Ph

I'm kind of done with that groundhog thing. Not only is it always wrong, it's gotten to the point where I feel like we just keep watching the same thing over again in an endless loop of complete lameness with a bunch of old white guys patting themselves on the back.

Take on the Kennedy center

So how the Kennedy center is in desperate need of renovation right after Trump christened it with his own name. We are sure that it has nothing to do with all the performers who have pulled out of concerts there and it's legitimately about some construction. Of course don't have money for infrastructure, for food for lower income people or for anything else but we have plenty for these vanity projects.

Take on the weirdly crafted emails

What I don't get is why Jeffery Epstein sent emails like a teenager sends texts. Many of his emails end with the sent from iPhone thing but mostly they aren't though out constructed letters but mostly just quick back and forth responses. I can't imagine why he decided this was the method of communication that best met his demands. Maybe he was under the impression that over email he was somehow shielded or whatever he was sending in his text messages was even that much worse.

Take on Trump's sloppy Dump

Trump took a wet sloppy dump while sitting at the Resolute Desk and his entire staff tried to clear the room like it was 2AM at a Boston Bar The group of people behind him were forced to endure the awful stench which is the kind of torture I endorse.
This kind of incontinence really is a perfect ending for him

Take on the confession

Trump's reacting to Rep. Omar getting attacked with some weird spray is just another example of every one of his accusations being a confession. We all know the Butler, PA thing was staged and also know that at some point it will all come out. What we don't know is whether or not somebody was actually supposed to die or they were just an innocent prop. Glad to see nobody ever talks bait that supposed killer anymore.

Take on the Melania movie



Every time I go for dinner with friends they tell me about ten new shows they are watching and five movies they just saw and I wonder where the hell the time goes for me cause I can't find five minutes. So the chances of me watching the Melania movie are not high which I hope is what the rest of the world will choose also. But if they showed some of her earlier movies, that may draw some more attention.

Take on the dog killer

In a normal world, Kristi Noem isn't a cabinet secretary who cosplays as some GI. She is a secretary who blows the boss under his desk which would is a world we'd all sign up for. She's an awful human, who has directed other awful humans to do awful things to the oppressed the weak and the voiceless. What the GOP won't understand is that there will be a day after Trump, a day when we will be forced to reckon with what this administration has done. Where the blood in the streets will be the blood on their hands and those of us who have stood clear on this since day one will not forget those who have played along. I hope Noem gets impeached although I'm sure she will run and hide before that ever happens but her ouster is any enough. The other they need to go after for real is the Nazi linchpin, Stephen Miller.

The on the proper driveway snow removal.

I had one of those aha moments today while outside for the fifth time in two days breaking my back. When I pile snow out of my driveway, all the snow needs to pile up on the left side of the driveway when looking at the house. By putting it to the right side (while looking at the house) I'm only asking for that same snow to get shoved back into my driveway when. The snowplow comes barreling back down the street which is both infuriating and exhausting. So now the snowplow pushes all of my shoveled snow into my neighbors driveway.

Only took me 50 years

Take on the secret ‘discombobulator’ m

Trump told the NY Post that the military used a discombobulator during the capture of Maduro after admitting he probably shouldn't tell them that. The best thing is that it doesn't sound like this machine actually exists and that he's convoluting various items within the arsenal together. What in sure of is that nobody in the military hierarchy wants Trump spewing their secret attack modes which only makes any future mission that more likely to be a flop.

Take on the 2A guys vs Trump

He 2A crowd is doing mental gymnastics tying to justify the killing of yet another person by these ICE thugs. For years we've been told that we should be allowed to carry guns to protect us from
a tyrannical government hell bent on taking way our rights...which seems like we are facing today. And here you have Trumpty Dumpty saying only criminals would be carrying a gun in the streets. Hard to play both sides of this argument NRA

Take on the fees for ApplePay

And just like that ApplePay like everything else went to hell. I know that there is a lot of opportunity to make money but ApplePay was always an amazing money transfer option specifically between family members but like anything else, Apple wants to use it to add to their bloated coffers. I'm not arguing if they could do it or even if they should do it but just saying they will continue to take and take and take until at some point we all break.

Take on the storm of the century.

It's that time again when Big Grocery convinces us all to buy extra water and extra peanut butter by scaring us about some pending storm. I know there are chances it can be big but I'm guessing it's going to be much like Trump's policy...a gigantic TACO.

Take on an (un)happy marriage.

Tabloid are saying that Melania after her awful Hollywood debut has moved into Mar-a-Lago but not actually living with the walking orange diaper. This is the least shocking thing I can think of although it may mean she broke up with the boyfriend living in Trump Tower which comes as a shock to nobody. I do hope Trump catches her with the pool boy who is probably there in an overstayed travel visa just to see him blow a gasket.

Take on Trump's plans problems.

When Air Force one has to return because of a small electrical fire, I get a bit nervous. Not because I feel particularly scared for Trump but mostly because if something were to happen, half the country would just blame the libs. It's time to start playing our cards tougher and when something does happen, we can be ready with a real answer.

Take on the war with Norway .

We are truly living in a world of stupidity. I caught a glimpse of a letter Trump sent to Norway and honestly it might be AI as it's so imbecilic. This is the I'm packing up my toys and leaving the playground level lameness because he dint get his stupid Nobel Prize. I'm not sure what the idea is for our future but I'm sure that soaring with our allies isn't what anybody voted for, well anybody who had their eyes open.

take on the biggest scam

First Trump takes Venezuelan oil money and puts it in a Qatari bank account that only he controls. Now he's got a Board of Pea e where he is asking countries to donate a billion dollars to his accounts. Something tells me l not to trust a children's charity with his name on it.

Take on ICE

The least surprising development is that ICE with its h checked authority has pushed so far past its limits that they are literally tear gassing families which I guess is better than when they are shooting germ in their faces. This was predictable, this was bound to happen and Trump and Stephen Miller rooted for exactly this.

The on the Nobel Peace Prize

There have only been two people who have been gifted the Nobel Peace prize. One of them was a Gestapo sympathizer and the other was an even bigger one. I am so sick and tired of these participation trophy's Let's get a new way of judging humanity and leadership and stop electing horrible humans.

Yaks on the Nobel Prize

Trump finally got his Nobel Prize and nobody (according to him) deserves it more. Sadly these things aren't transferable or fungible, so it's similar to him buying OJ's Heisman Trophy. The sad thing si that Maria Corina Machado will likely never get a call back from Trump and will now always be the one who gave her prize away for five minutes with a guy who smells like rotting salami.

The on the Noem Look

we all know Kristi Noem is dumb as a Barbie but the fact she likes to dress up like one really takes the cake. Every time you see this woman she's cosplaying some other type of what she thinks are "real Americans" when in fact she looks like she's just cautioning to do the YMCA She thinks she's representing you when in fact she looks like she should be asking you if you want a second song.

Take on the Ford battle

The resistance seems to be coming from the dark reaches of the world. Trump was called a pedophile protector today by a Ford worker who was then suspended. This is the president whose skin is so thin, we are shocked he doesn't burst into a puddle of cellulite if you bump into him. He suck

Take on Trump's newest tariffs

Trump 'immediately' imposes 25 tariffs on countries that do business with Iran which CNN points out could include China the craziness of this entire concept is that it took a near world stoppage to get Trump to drop the China tariffs from a total of 55% to 45% It was a huge negotiation, with global implications and one which was heralded after weeks of diplomacy. Now he just more than doubled what he had cut in the blink of an eye.. The weirdest thing is that it doesn't even make the top of the fold headline anymore. It's just like a collective shrug because nothing Trump does moves the needle anymore.

Take on Jonathan Ross

It's been four days and the fact that Jonathan Ross still walks free tells you all you need to know about this country and its "leadership". We have gone to the point where executions in broad daylight of a stay at home mom is being applauded by JD Vance and Kristy Noem. The acts are criminal and the coverup and justification by the top brass shows how immoral the entire government has become under this president.