Friday, October 23, 2026

Take on the men's room at port authority

There really is no more depressing place than the men's rooms on the 2nd floor at Port Authority. The place is persistently covered in piss, smells like human feces and the floor is like a fly trap as your feet will stick to it permanently if you don't basically tap dance through the place. They have an attendant constantly mopping but it's impossible to keep up with the vile nature of the NJ commuter.

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Thursday, October 22, 2026

Take on the election to hurt us again

I just can't get hurt again. I've gone through so many elections with the promise that this time it would be different, this time we would find our better side and elect somebody who doesn't sound like us or speak like us or pray like us...and every two years pensioning disappointed. I've come to grips with the idea that America won't elect a woman, a gay person, a Muslim or anything else they deem dangerous. We've lost the moment to the right and we are now just another election away from more Trump.

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Wednesday, October 21, 2026

Take on fake polls

When I first read about the pollsters who purposely put out fake data, I thought here we go again. My first thought was that this is exactly what caused us to get into the crisis in the first place. Fake polls can get a certain political party's turnout to spike while reducing the other party's desire to get out. We know this is supposedly a social experiment but one where by doing so you are playing with a crazy fire with no idea where it leads. So maybe we should stop playing with matches in a wooden cabin

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Tuesday, October 20, 2026

Take on the self de there's one

Reading that Elon Musk did something absurdly selfish and self serving isn't a surprise but realizing it affected thousands of people in a war where the aggressor needs no help at all, shows you who he is. The darling from the Wait But Why days is so long gone, relaxed with the heartless reptile whose entirety comes down to having never had a woman be genuinely interested in him, including his mother

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Monday, October 19, 2026

Take on the crazy coffee.

Why does every espresso company sound like a NRA wet dream? I'm a coffee drinker but don't specially need to use that as a reason to try to show off how much hair I have on my chest. It's ridiculously lame that you can't walk into a Target and get a coffee that doesn't sound like it's a 5 hour energy.

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Sunday, October 18, 2026

Take on the French looting

I get why the student protests are happening across France but it always shocks me to see these things turn into looting of stores. I'm sure it's a few bad apples but it's difficult to defend a movement where a part of the population seems completely devoid of morals. Protest in the streets, call your government out and strike but looting stories and setting people's cars on fire has never made any sense to me regardless of what the movement is suppose to be about.

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Saturday, October 17, 2026

Take on the most awful human.

Elon is such a despicable human and has done nothing with his wealth to help humanity. He's got Ukrainian blood on his hands, will single handily spend more on this election than probably the rest of the country and is also disgustingly fat. He also will never find love, true respect or a belt that fits.

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Friday, October 16, 2026

Take on the wild 5 days

Katie's reign didn't last long which was expected when she both lied in her resume and in the light kind of looked manly. We know Trump wasn't impressed which is fine because she wasn't able to lie quite like the previous bimbo but because she was. Long and she's been on FoxNews he assumed she was going to work out even if she was vastly unqualified.

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Thursday, October 15, 2026

Take on the AI bust

Rh nuggets I told you so will happen when one of the big AI firms totally tanks. I'm not sure when or where this will happen but I'm sure of it and shoring the market on an AI collapse is something Claude would tell you to do. While also telling yuh how good you look in your hot pants

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Wednesday, October 14, 2026

Take on the unceremonious dump

Trump decided to dump his Greek ambassador after first dumping her there as a parting gift to his son. Kimberley Guilfoyle not being somebody who he claims he remembers is probably the most believable part of his story as Trump doesn't seem to take any interest in Beavis or Butthead. Doesn't bode well for Lara when he she eventually gets dumped.

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Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Take on mobile phone prices

Years go, getting the new iPhone was the kind of thing that people stood hour in line for. There was a certain cache to having the latest model but now as I've gotten older, none of it matters anymore. What does matter is that they cost like $1200 and that they aren't getting monumentally better. So you pay a small fortune for a slight improvement and if it wasn't for the fact the batteries have all started to suck as part of their planned obsolescence, we'd all be fine to hold onto our phones for a decade.

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Monday, October 12, 2026

Take on Columbus Day

I alway want to ask why Americans celebrate Columbus Day Italian America s are celebrating a guy who sailed under a different flag than his home country's after asking a number of other countries to sponsor him He had his name anglicized, misread where he was going, was totally confused by what he came across and never set foot on the anything but an island that isn't part of USA. We should be celebrating a true Italian hero like Vinny Testaverde. Anybody who can make the Jets relevant deserves a holiday. Sent from my iPhone

Sunday, October 11, 2026

Take on the ever growing president

Somehow Trump is getting fatter. The latest videos of him look like he's out in at least 20 points of pure blubber which is shocking being he was already easily 270lbs of blubber. For a guy who cares bout his appearance, the fact he can't keep from eating every ounce of candy in sight is probably the reason he chokes himself while banging the door into his wiener.

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Saturday, October 10, 2026

Take on the GOP

It's finally time for the GOP to come to a reckoning and have to live with the consequences of their action. They keep voting for the most corrupt, least intelligent and most self absorbed person of all time. I'm not sure it we've suffered for their vote for the better part of a decade

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Friday, October 9, 2026

Take on the shady president

We are at the part of the story where Trump is using US funds to fund Putin's war. We've been watching him invade and slaughter Ukrainians but instead of making it harder for him to continue c Trump wants to buy billions of Russian diesel. This is like his own Iran contra where he's using the money from Putin to fund his war I. it's

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Thursday, October 8, 2026

Take on my mind on-off switch

I listen to a ton of podcasts and can say that most of the time, I can't temper it 5 minutes after it ended. It's not that the subject doesn't interest me but that I immediately zone out. I've learned about the Byzantine empire, the revolutionary war or William the Conquerer but I can't tell you a thing about any of it.

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Wednesday, October 7, 2026

Take on Trump’s cheap suit

Big shocker. Our billionaire president wears the kinds of suits you find in a garage sale. Trump has been seen flashing his Joseph's A Banks suits is find expect he looks like a gigantic orange pear while wearing them. Do a guy who can afford anything wearing a suit whose only real selling point is that Ira mostly wrinkle free doesn't bode well for our image.

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Monday, October 5, 2026

The on the pneumonic plague

Wait a second, I woke up this morning with a slight pain my heel and a bit of a twinge in my hamstring which I thought may fruit my run but now I have to worry about a pneumonic plague that is like 100x worse than Covid? We are so screwed when every big former communist county just has a lab leak that sends the entire world into a black hole. I'm ready for there of the story where the history books just kind of glad over it because it was so boring.

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Sunday, October 4, 2026

Take on bad wads

Are we winning in Iran yet??? Just today, it was reported we are pulling all of our hombres from a British base as we fear a terror attack from Iran all while we are spending billions to fight a way nobody wanted and forcing inflation on the world. Trump isn't smart enough to realize his actions have consequences but those consequences are ones we see as he is able to ignore it all.

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Saturday, October 3, 2026

Take on corruption

We are at the part of the presidency where Trump is not just using our tax money to air ads praising himself but also using it to doll out cash bonuses on the eve of an election. We've been at this for long enough to know that our congress won't do anything and our Supreme Court will just rubber stamp it. But this is America in 2026.

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Take on the Trump ads

I can't believe we are paying for Trump ads exclaiming the God made Trump. This is the kind of ass backwards government which has take. Away all guardrails. The GOP is so afraid of him, they won't make a peep and the legislative branch is so in-debt to him that we have no option.

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Thursday, October 1, 2026

Take on freedom of the press

Rare at the part of the story where we don't even presenter to have separation between the press and political offices. Trump wants only positive press and will fight tooth and nail to get it even if means lying to get there. This is who we are as a country, the free press is gone and the people who voted for him can't see the disaster it is because they are consumed by FoxNews.

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Wednesday, September 30, 2026

Take on Elon and Newt.

Whiskey Pete is putting together an all star cast to lead military if my all star you are freeing to an 80 year adulterer and Elon Musk who is just a gigantic ass. We don't need these two dinosaurs anywhere near the military as they are two of thr people most responsible for the out of control spending we see today

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Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Take on the SI president

Trump is dumber than he thinks we are. His new thing is that he's changing AI to SI and hoping that rebranding will stop a dystopian apocalypse. I wonder if he thinks of Kathy Ireland everyone he mentions SI, cause I do and I'm thinking that's by design. He's so deep in bed with the crypto bros and the AI venture capitalists that there is no more sense of honesty in our most important public office.

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Monday, September 28, 2026

Take on Cornell

Apparently if you write an essay and subtitle are really really sorry, you can get away with just about anything at Cornell. They he fact that it takes national attention for a rape to be properly instigated tells you how far we are away from women being able to walk around without the fear of sexual assault at their own university. This is old boys club shows you what they are mad of time and time again.

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Sunday, September 27, 2026

Take on the Trump Campaign Ad

The fact that we are paying for this new Trump ad is making me sick to the stomach. Not only his is wildly inappropriate to use tax payer money for a political and, it's shows again that we are not a serious country anymore. We throw out the press, we fire experts and we claim fraud and abuse while allowing fraud and abuse. Half the voters have a lot to answer to.

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Saturday, September 26, 2026

Take on the war criminal

Its becoming quite clear that the biggest war criminal of our lifetime wasn't surrounded by incompetence on October 7th but instead kept information from his intelligence in order to justify his genocide. This war on Palestinians has now been raging for years and it continues to accomplish Netanyahu's annihilation plans while the world looks on and shrugs because...brown people

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Friday, September 25, 2026

Take on the nor'easter

A nor'easter has always been confusing to me as it doesn't sound that bad but it's spelled like a storm went through a blender. I'm not sure what the actual danger of these things are but I know we are going to get drenched this weekend and people are freaking out. I had people ask if our offices were closing early to get home early for the major storm which everybody in the world was saying wasn't going to stay till sometime tomorrow morning. But people love to be part of a story and this is a hell of one

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Thursday, September 24, 2026

Take on the data center revolt

There really is no issue that brings Americans together like data centers. The Olympics don't bring f this much. National unity, the World Cup doesn't even break into a top 10 story but data centers is all the rage and I'm all for burning them all down and going back to pen and paper.

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Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Take on the unhealthy lump

Trump showed up looking like it was freezing while it was in the mid 50's. The man looks bloated, puffy and unhealthy in every way and having him greet Xi shows the Chinese directly how weak we are. I think it's time for a stunt double who can actually take the heat.

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Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Take on the war

Some of us knew going to war in the Middle East again would be a bad idea, the problem is that the ones with power either didn't realize it or didn't care. And now we find ourselves in the third cluster of my adult life because these GOP aholes all bend to the will of whatever Repubkican commander in chief sits on the throne.

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Monday, September 21, 2026

Take on the NFL on turf.

Having grown men play professional football on turf in 2026 when the NfL is raking in billions is ludicrous. I get it for a high school with a limited budget and much less impactful tackles but for NFL players coming off the line like a missile, it's suicidal. Add to that the fact the turf gets scorching hot and the cost of grass seems like the least these greedy owners could do to protect their product.

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Sunday, September 20, 2026

Take on the sexual addicted congresswoman

It's hard to imagine the chick who was giving her boyfriend a handy in a movie theater would be caught having sex with three staffers. Lauren Boebert isn't the brightest star and she hasn't done much to change that impression. It's shocking how slutty she's come out looking the last few years but somehow she'll keep telling us what kind of Christian woman she is.

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Saturday, September 19, 2026

take on the press credentials

Freedom of the press is something that feels like it has slipped away from us in a card of three card monty. I meant we saw it coming and you knew this was the plan all along but then jt happened as we were focused on Iran. This has always been the goal, to distract and then pull those credentials with an apathetic media, a lapdog congress and an in-the-bag Supreme Court. So glad he drained that swamp

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Take on the Delta boarding music

There is no bigger hell than boarding a Delta flight and hearing sweet child o mine lullaby. I'm the biggest GnR fan but give me a break with this ambient version while people are trying to squeeze their bellies past each other and throw a gigantic carryon into an overstuffed overhead compartment. This is what makes you want to open that emergency gate

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Thursday, September 17, 2026

Take on Fuel Prices

When am I going to get sick of all the winning? Looking at gas prices right now, it feels like a cruel joke to Americans who were promised a quick and decisive win and are now getting pummeled every time they get close to the gas station. It's not just a hit, it's a gut punch when it cost us $4.50 a gallon on a 12 gallon fill up even as we are being told there is no inflation. If this is what winning looks like, please sign me up for losing

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Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Take on the porter house sides

I order a porterhouse for two at Smith and Wollensky's and wasn't unhappy with the meat and getting gratis sides of vegetables is always a nice addition albeit at a $100 steak cost. The thing is that asparagus is great but when they put down the plate and you think you see a heaping pile of sweet potatoes to find out it's steamed carats when biting into it, it's more than a little disappointing. I'm not sure who likes steamed carrots other than a teething toddler.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Take on the lack of outrage

I can't believe we are having conversations about the Kennedy center being closed because they didn't hold to Trump's demands and we somehow accept this type of behavior. The GOP Is toothless and their leaders are full on cucks watching Trump do this king of damage to this country.

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Monday, September 14, 2026

Take on AI

He only thing more dangerous than Trump might be AI and as expected he believes the entire alarm is a hoax. Nobody with any sense thinks that unchecked AI is a good idea anymore and not recognizing it is not a sign of intelligence, it's naivety.

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Sunday, September 13, 2026

Take on China's advancements

China is so far ahead, we don't even see their taillights. I spent a week in China and saw their electric cars blow the Tesla out of the water, they are better equipped, look more luxurious and you can switch out the battery in 3 minutes. Now I see they are also ditching the stupid touch screens for real normal functional buttons which I think we all would love. Bring it back to my childhood please, normal buttons, $0.99 gas and rear wheel drive manuals.

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Saturday, September 12, 2026

Take on the bombing campaign

Nobody can tell me with any certainly or confidence why we attacked Iran but the idea that it was just an Epstein distraction is one I've alway believed. There is no way that the world is better paced with Trump bombing the hell out of random places but he's learned that we as a country love a good Middle East war with no end.

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Friday, September 11, 2026

Take on the stupid decisions we make

We are so screwed as a society when things like electrifying our cars or recycling becomes a political stance. Who doesn't realize we have limited resources and trying to find ways for those to last, is a good thing but the opposition is happy to not get anything done, ever

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Thursday, September 10, 2026

Take on the morning commute

There really is nothing worse than the morning commute into NYC. It almost doesn't matter what time you leave, you are always going to have that moment when you are sitting in standstill traffic and that second cup of coffee is turning your stomach sideways and the only hope you have is that the guy will let you off to relieve yourself in the middle of route 3.

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Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Take on the surprise Fetterman video at the GOP midterm convention.

John Fetterman is making me long for Joe Manchin which is a feat nobody expected. He's not a gigantic piece of crap but to appear on video alongside Trump to stump for a Republican is everything we the fear mongers always warned us about him but in this case it's true. I'd still rather have him representing Pennsylvania than a true Republican but the fact he now hold so much power, and will have even more if the democrats were to somehow get the senate back is making me ill.

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Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Take on LIV

LIV Golf filing chapter 11 isn't shocking and this is one of those cases where there are no victims. I hate the players c the Trump, the tour operators and the Saudi sovereign wealth fund. It's one of those few times where you actually root for a company do go belly up.

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Monday, September 7, 2026

Take on the Space Force

Trump's uniform reveal of the United States Space Force hit like a Nazi dud in a way only he can. Not only was this a brandy nobody asked for, what we got force fed is worse than we could have expected. But Trump is so unaware than his entirety just flocks to doing something blatantly racist or demonic.

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Sunday, September 6, 2026

Take on the new hairdo

Trump was photographed without his makeup and his hairdo the other day and he looked sort of normal. He's still a total ogre but the fact that he's not covered in male makeup is a positive and means that only his vile personality, complete ignorance and incompetency are national embarrassments.

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Saturday, September 5, 2026

Take on the gas price continued shock

The summer ending with these lusciously insane gas prices is absolutely killing me. I spent $75 to fill up my car just so I can get to work is not sustainable for most Americans and it's all self inflicted by a man who doesn't understand the consequences of his actions. Just insane how many self owns this administration has had.

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Friday, September 4, 2026

Take on alcohol consumption

There's a new study which tells you that alcohol is bad and another one that says that water is wet. What shocks me is not that alcohol is tied to cancer but they there are always these other studies which tells you that drinking wine leads to all sorts of other benefits. Nothing has been studied more than alcohol and we still know nothing definitive.

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Thursday, September 3, 2026

Take on the NBA's Kawhi Leonard probe

I haven't totally followed the Kawhi Leonard saga but the fact he got off with a slap on the wrist while the Clippers lose five first rounders and Steve Ballmer is suspended for a year, seems a bit off. In not advocating for less time or a lower penalty for the Clippers brass but a more stinging punishment for Kawhi seems obvious. We all know it takes two to tango and he was well aware of the underhanded shenanigans but somehow we have blinders on for these athletes

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Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Take on the seesaws

I'm all about making more green space but I don't totally get these seesaws in the middle of Broadway. It's fun and all but midtown Manhattan where it has to be 99% white collar guys who aren't ever going to get on these five hundred pound metal contraptions. Next time a bunch of benches would work a lot better

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