Stephen Colbert showing up a the Obama library in a tan suit is prime time trolling. I'm not sure what Colbert is up to but I do know whatever infomercial mess that took over the Tonight Show time slot is uninspired late night dribble. We miss him for allowing us to laugh at the idiocy of these entire never ending terms
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As magical as the Knick run was, finding out that the dirtbag Jim Dolan accepted a White House visit in their behalf makes me ill. The Knicks win in spite of Dolan and having him force them to go kiss Trump's ass makes me sick. Here's hoping Jalen gets a belly ache, KAT has a wedding, OG forgets to make the flight and Mikal loses his ID so can't come.
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You'll never guess what Trump agree to on the Iran deal. For now nobody knows as the text hasn't been made public but we are all sure it's going to cost us billions more than the Obama deal. The GOP won't care about the billions only because the deal wasn't negotiated by a guy with a funny name. But this entire avoidable stupidity has only given the Iranians the knowledge they have the world by the balls
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We desperately need age limits for all political positions from senators to justices to presidents. The fact these guys can monopolize their positions for decades, tells you how awful the setup is and how prone it is to corruption. I'm hoping that Mitch McConnell drops dead but does so by falling into the reflecting pool right as a Supreme Court. Nominee is being announced.
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after whatever Trump's pool company's, the reflecting pool still looks like a lake even after the millions of dollars spent. Of course this didn't a big deal but it's definitely ridiculous to think we spent money to paint it blue for it to his turn green again. Happy birthday fatty.
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There really is nothing positive about cellphones as they've insulated us from society,, they've addicted us to the constant feed and they probably will cause ball cancer with all that radiation right near your sack. The issue is those things are just the start, now it seems like it's the reason our fertility rate is dropping. This isn't all bad as it might have helped bring down teenage pregnancy but it also means that by the time I get to 75 we could be in one of those Japanese shrinking populations situation and now I'm eating soup out of tube sever by a robot.
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I can't stand all the sports betting apps even though I partake from time to time with some small money bets. Mostly I bet what I can afford to lose and even then do it only a few times per year. But the more I look at the market, the more it feels like another DraftKings opportunity. The market swings 700 points like it's nothing with the rides up coming as frequently as the declines. Just this week it was down 700 one day and uo 700 the next. It's all a big game
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The only thing that can unite New Yorkers more than the Knicks play during this run is their disdain for celebrities sitting on the floor at the Garden. Taylor Swift got a lot of crap for being a fair weather fan after she was see at the Cavs series with Kelce who was rooting for his hometown team. The thing is that because tickets are so expensive, everybody wants to complain that it's a haves vs have nots but what they don't relate is that a top event is never actually affordable in the last three decades.
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Nobody is more easily hatable than James Dolan. One day he invites Trump into his box, the next he cancels the watch party and all the while we have to see him sitting baseline with his tight ass white pants hoping people stare at his little winky.
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Can somebody explain to me why the park and ride has decided to block off half the parking lot while there are no games going out. They are saying it's because of the World Cup but since we have days before that, what is the point of making it miserable for commuters to come in on a non World Cup game day. This entire World Cup is going to be a pain in ass on game days, why also make it a pain on a non World Cup day.
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The Brendan Sorsby saga is everything that is wrong with our DraftKings society. We don't mind if our sports heroes are murders, drunks or worse but better on sports is the ultimate no-no. It tells you what we care about as a country, or at least what we used to care about...integrity. But then again, we've given up on that also.
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This Knicks postseason has been incredible and the drought they've gone through has made the city explode with the dream of a return to glory. But prices to get to The Garden is all anybody talks about...and for good reason. The crazy thing is that people complain about the Super Bowl or the World Series being full of corporate suits which is why those events don't feel authentic and are not nearly as loud as they could be. But somehow those $10,000 nosebleed seats which almost no New Yorker can afford don't seem to bring the same fear of rich out of touch helicopter fans coming in and muffling the crowd
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The only thing that can kill this Knick run is by Trump coming to game 3. This will bring so much security, so little value and endless lines and nobody in NYC wants him there. This is exactly what will happen when he gets booed mercilessly
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There is nobody who needs to go away more quickly than Prince Andrew. The fact this it is allowed anywhere near the royal family is a travesty but not nearly the travesty of him not spending the rest of his life in jail for statutory rape and prostitution. But somehow this guy is like herpes, he keeps coming back
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Trump is planing on being at Madison Square Garden for the Knicks game which will turn what should be a great NYC event into another awful Trump themed one. It's one thing for him to ruin our country but now he's threatening to ruin the Knicks. For this he can't be forgiven
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Not only does Trump have this weird swollen hand, now it looks like Melania socked him in the eye. I don't know what is wrong with him but we keep hearing that he has a bad odor which everybody says has to do with his depends but maybe it's actually just his skin rotting like one of those homeless guys
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You've got to be kidding me. Trump's slush fund is rightfully getting sunk but his immunity for tax evasion is going to stick? I don't know how store Blanche justifies any of this other than to say he's Don's consigliere which is probably not far from the truth. But this is what you get when you let the inmates run the asylum, great job America
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Trump is backing off of his slush fund as everybody other than a hundred or so J6 rioters see it for the payoff it is. There haven't been too many situations where Trump has felt the weight of political pressure but I guess this one is hitting him like a happy meal hits his gut. Let's just hope we have enough political will in this country to set to push back on more than just this blatant for of corruption
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As if Graham Platner's Nazi tattoos weren't problematic enough, we now have to worry about the revelations that he sexting with multiple women. I mean it does give him this sort of blue collar cred but not sure this is the kind we need. Getting the senate is imperative and the dems just have one unforced error after another, it's as if they are Jets fans and they don't know what to do if anything positive happens as they just assume it will all come crashing down.
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I wake up each morning with a pain in my ankle and a balky knee. Recently a bloody foot has entered the story. It's not devastating but whenever you take your white sock off and proceed to stain the floor, you realize you will never be a foot model. I'm hoping to the good lord that this won't sting with that new body wash.
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The Kennedy center has to go back to its original name and something as lame as naming rights, has never made me happier. I can't tell you that this is important but I feel like any defeat is a good thing a this point. Maybe we can rename MetLife next
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Trump's big performers for his party are dropping like flies. I mean, we aren't talking A listers to star off with but to see the lineup now be Vanilla Ice and Bret Michaels has to be disappointing to anybody. I'm actually shocked Kid Rock isn't signed up yet.
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I just can't with this administration. It's been 5 1/2 years of Trump in office and everything he ever campaigned against is now something he does blatantly and without remorse. He wanted to drain the swamp, he knocked Hunter Biden for using his family connections to get lucrative contracts, he claimed the DOJ was weaponized, he said no to endless middle eastern wars, he claimed to be against regime change, he claimed to never be sleepy. This entire 14 year stretch from when he descended from the escalator till he eventually is forced out, will go down as the darkest days of the 250 years of the presidency.
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I walked into the local Target yesterday and thought I'd accidentally walked into a Buffalo Bills fan store in upstate New York. My neighborhood Target now has a full section of dildos and vibrators which I assume comes after some market research tells them that the local housewives are in need but in still it sure one of them wants to be caught dead with a 12 inch dong in her grocery basket.
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I honestly don't understand how the US economy hasn't suffered more under Trump. We know the tariffs, the trade was, the lack of real oversight etc should give people pause but somehow we keep humming along. But the lack of tourism has to start hitting the economic numbers. You see less tourist in NYC, I was in Vegas a few months ago and it felt dead. I had friends who were near the Canadian border on a boat and they said the marinas were empty. It can't go on like this and. It hit our bottom line.
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This Knicks postseason run has been amazing and has brought such life back to a once proud organization. It's a team with good chemistry likable players and great tenacity. It also is a team whose head coach wears a black quarter zip with pants that aren't the same tint of black. I don't know what it is but my OCD brain cannot look at this without constantly thinking that he just dress in the dark and that's coming from somebody who is one of the worst dressed humans you've ever met.
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I don't believe there is a legitimate reason that Yankee Candle exists. How many people are walking into a mall on a rainy Saturday to buy a pine tree scented candle? There just be something else going on in that place, like they must be selling hallucinogenics or some kind of weird herbal life extenders because they can't survive on $11.99 purchases
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Nothing irks me more than the world telling us we need to use mass transit and then mass transit using the opportunity to rip you off. I get that fuel prices are higher and it's something we should acknowledge but when CoachLine decides to add a $2 fuel surcharge it feels like a blatant ripoff. The bus ride just increased by about 25% and I'm sure this isn't the end.
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When you commute into NYC five days a week, there are days that suck more than others. The lines at Port Authority this week have felt like you are standing online for Knicks tickets expect for being surrounded by excited basketball fans, you are surrounded by people who look like they hope the his runs off of the road. It's like slowly sucking every last bit of life out of you.
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The corruption is so blatant that it's hard to get worked up because nobody seems to be hiding anything anymore. When Trump got his lifelong get-out-of-jail card from his own agency, we knew it was over. We no longer have a functioning government, we no longer stand for anything virtuous, we no longer are a country to be envied. We are nothing more than the kind of third world deeply corrupt dictatorships we claim to fight against.
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It's 100 degrees outside, the Knicks are in the Eastern Conference finals and nobody is bothering me. This is the time I go to my fridge and grab a beer. I typically do IPA's but on a hot summer day I don't mind something lighter. My fridge is usually stocked but today I'm digging in the back and pull out a Bud Heavy which is the only thing I have that isn't something brutal like a Yuengling. I have had three Bud Heavies in the last thirty years and I'm immediately reminded of why. This thing tastes like that Yuengling filtered through my gym socks. It's an absolutely flavorless bottle of Clydesdale piss.
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The corruption from Trump is so blatant that we've now just become immune to any feelings about it. I can't believe he has done it but over the last decade he has made us forget our values and morals and now whenever he does something we just collectively shrug. It's like the entire country has just given up as it all feels completely preordained and predictable.
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The White House is trumpeting an agreement they say the Chinese have made that would have US farmers selling $17 million of agricultural products annually. That sounds like an incredible number until you realize we routinely sold them over $20billion before Trump started playing chicken. He flew half way across the globe to come back with a worse deal than we had before he came into office and still the sycophantic media will praise him for tying his shoes.
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Has anybody seen the Jaxson Dart billboards for some no name insurance company ? I can't believe those things, they look like somebody took a phone with their iPhone of him mid blink and they are posted up and down the turnpike. It must cost them a fortune to have him as a sponsor and the billboard space can't be cheap, yet they have some lame logo, some stupid phrase and then cheap out on the photo. Hey random insurance company, let me help you burn $2M next time
Why would a man ever walk out of the house for something longer than to take the garbage out wearing shoes without socks? Not only is it a completely ridiculous look, there is no way this dude isn't coming home with his feet reeking to high heavens. It is the look that screams, not only am I most certainly a flaccid ape, you won't be able to sit in the same room with me after I take these off. A man's feet should never be sock-less in a close toed shoe, I will take no further questions.
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Going on vacation with a bunch of fellow retirees from Columbus and then walking around the city with a stupid yellow hat has to be the equivalent of volunteering to be water boarded. I have worked in the city for almost 30 years and I'm still shocked by how these tourney are willing to be dressed up like a bunch of walking match sticks for like $100 a pop. These are adults and the fact they have to be color coordinated so one doesn't accidentally wander off into Central Park make me sad for the state of humanity
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For the life of me I can't figure out why people take Saran Wrap and invade their luggage. Maybe it proves that somebody hasn't gone through your bag and looked at your dirty underwear on a return flight. Maybe they use it to keep your bag from getting dirty or maybe it's just a giant condom.
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Nobody has to tell Americans that the economy isn't good. Nobody cares that the stock market is booming when you spend $70 to fill up your tank and $250 doesn't get you a grocery cart full of food. The entire world seems upside down if the only thing we convince ourselves is good is the fact that dollar pizza is only $1.50
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The rotting corpse is getting bored in Iran which men's he either finds a new shiny toy or he decides to blow up Castle Grayskull. It sounds more and more ore like we will have boots on the ground in Tehran which sounds like the kind of half baked plan that had us in Iraq for a decade. Glad we got the no forever wars president.
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I haven't followed this that closely but letting anybody off of that cruise ship to mingle with masses seems like a terrible idea. I am not saying they should be stranded at sea but this seems like it's ripe for a true Lost show where they go to some remote island and live a Lord of the Flies show that CNN broadcast on TV. We'd all be glued to the sets and everybody would forget about the $5 gas, asymmetrical economy and miserable president.
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Nothing shows rich upper middle class elitism than the way they treat the guys who have to collect rh shopping carts in the parking lot. Look around and these self centered pricks will leave carts in the middle of the parking lot, in the roads throughout that parking lot, upon the grass etc. They all believe that bribing that cart back 19 feet to the font of the store is below them. This is the downfall of humanity .
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We aren't ready for another pandemic and I'm quite sure we wouldn't survive as a country. The only thing I'm happy about is that this Hantavirus isn't some respiratory thing like Covid where you were fearful if somebody so much sneeze in your direction. I'm not sure how serious to take this but I am certainly not going on a cruise
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Is there a more boring national story than this Vrabel/Russini thing. I get that the are both scummy people and because they are national figures it's a pastor but this affair seems to have way longer lifeline. I'm honestly not sure why this is even a story at all anymore.
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I swear that after 50 years on this fine earth, I still have no idea what the Met Gala is. I mean I know what it's about and that a bunch of celebrities dress up like some fancy Halloween but I don't know what the actual goal is. I used do think it was to support the Mets which seems like a worthwhile cause and is be fine with Beyoncé dressing like a cat for the cause
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We were told it wasn't going to touch the East Wing, we were told it would be gullly paid for by donations and we were told it would be tastefully done and because it's Trump none of that happened. We know the donations were a payoff. We knew saving the East Wing was a lie and we knew that this thing would be a hideous eyesore. And we have always been sure that this thing will be completely wire tapped by the Chinese, Russians, Israelis, Venezuelans and everybody else.
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I've heard people debate the demise of Spirit from the fuel prices to the competitive nature of the industry to an unsaid underlying recession. I think that it's always been more simple than that, people hated the experience. Flying isn't glamorous but when it becomes a thing where you are nickel and diming me to death, people take notice. So here's a hint, don't treat us like we are traveling on NJ transit and maybe we'd stay loyal
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Rudy is in critical condition and there is nobody who seems to care at all. Most of what I've heard so far said "he sucks but I wish you were telling this story about somebody else." I'm guessing he makes it out and continues to be a bit of a drunken uncle at GOP events. His fall from grace is epic and I'm wondering at what part in the obituary does it have him taking off his pants
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Trump is going to try a new plan for Iran because giving him the ability for a do over seems totally sensible. We have gotten into a meaningless war which is killing inflation and the economy not to mention the impact on thousands of Iranians. This is the world we live in now, the guy who crashes the car gets another car on our dime.
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Trump may try to convince his base that we are winning in Iran but anybody who has filled up in the last month, sure doesn't seem to feel that way. It's costing me $55-$60 every time I fill up. The buses are full, the commuter trains are packed and my wallet is empty but if you complain you will be tagged as being anti American by the Trump crazies.
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There's no bigger dying star than Meta. They have apparently lost 20 million users and I have to think that's not enough. If they counted the bots they'd be down by 500million I was one of the first to drop out of Facebook seeing it for the cesspool it was and I'm off Instagram now also seeing how mind numbingly addictive that is. Never has a human made more on people's misery than Zuckerberg and seeing his demise will be music to my ears.
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