An explosive diarrhea outbreak is gripping the country right in the middle of the pool season. This is one of many reasons I don't do pools. I'm just not into sitting in warm miss with parasites spreading horrible diarrhea while making small talk with some douchbag investment banker guy in town. .
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Graham Platner seemed to be just what the doctor ordered when he first hit the scene but the Nazi tattoos, the physical altercations and the sexting made democrats uncomfortable as they can't get off their moral high horse in order to win elections. But the seemingly credible rape allegations was something that Platner wasn't going to get past and now we are going to be stuck with another 6 years of dinosaur MAGA shill Susan Collins.
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The chances of Mitch McConnell's elevator going to the top floor is virtually none. We've seen this guy disintegrate before our eyes with his ever more frequent brain freezes and falls. I'd usually feel bad for some old guy going through dementia but Mitch is a horrid human whose collective memory is already being whitewashed of his politics. There is nobody in this country more at fault for the place we are today than this turtle neck twerp and the fact his wife jetted for China tells you all you need to know where her real loyalties lie
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At the end of the day the fact that Balogun played made no difference. The US team came in on their back foot and after back to back goals conceded, never really got back in the game. But this game will be remembered for its lack of offensive creativity, lack of tactical possession by the midfield and judged for a defense that only Whiskey Pete Hegseth could be proud of. Oh yeah, it will also be remembered for the butt fumble level play by our keeper. I've watched almost every knockout game of this World Cup and a lot of the early games too and there was no more lackluster performance than what the USMNT put out there today. Utterly embarrassing
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The USMNT is now in a no win situation. If they beat Belgium, everybody will claim they got special treatment after Trump intervened. If they lose, it's just another bitter ending. The red card was bull but having our president strong arm FIFA into a decision no other country would have been given an out on, makes you realize how corrupt this entire body is and Trump played right into it.
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When the National Front marched on DC on our 250th birthday, you know that the love of our country extends to a very select few people for those Nazis. I'm so tired of all of this division when even a celebration like tonight gets marred by this kind of vile protests. Just let us enjoy our UFC cage matches and Kid Rock concerts in peace
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The fact that Taylor Swift got married today was no shock as it was an unconfirmed rumor for months. It's fine, let her have here day but I don't think I get the MSG thing. If you are going to have 1000 people, it will feel totally empty but then again nobody asked me.
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I'm at the point where the whole sneakers with a suit thing has jumped the shark. It was sort of an interesting fad for a minute but it's now so ridiculously overplayed. Want to dress up, do it like an adult. You want to dress like a kid, do that but don't pretend that you are dressed up if you have sneakers on.
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Trump rebranded NAFTA and told us it was now great and a few years later he quietly dumps that. For a president who can never admit he did anything wrong, he certainly is forced to make a lot of concessions on stuff he once said was great. He told us that Iran's nuclear capabilities were complete obliterated to only come back six months saying he had to go to war to stop them from pursuing their nuclear ambitions. This is Trump though, he preys on the low information voters and blitzes the rest with so much crap that everybody throws their hands up and counts down the days till the end
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When our President personally makes a billion dollars while in office over a nascent industry which he regulates which a shadowy underworld runs, I think we need to pay attention. We made Jimmy Carter give up a peanut farm, but now have decided that we are ok with every conflict of interest because it doesn't feel like it's worth the fight. When you go to other countries and hear about corruption, most citizens shrug their shoulders because they feel powerless to stop it but we were always told we had a stronger voice...turns out it was a whisper.
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There is nothing that I hate more than four straight days of 95 degree weather. I don't do well with this heat, mostly because as a fat skinny white guy, I'm sweating through three shirts. The body sweat in NYC is going to unbearable.
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There is a special place in hell where Stephen Miller will hopefully spend eternity as one of the worst humans of this century. I've asked around and when we talk about the absolute biggest scum of this administrations, the name most people mention is Miller who is a weird combination of a Jewish neo Nazi. Please god let the next 2.5 years go by quickly.
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I hat is the reason we went into Itwn again? Can somebody explain why we are a half a year into this non-war and the Strait is still closed, the nuclear program is no different and my gas is double. I know there is some lame Trump/Rubio/Murdock reason but I'm not seeing how it put America first.
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Can somebody explain to me is why every charger I've ever owned breaks in the same way...by the fraying of the cord. What is it with this technology that it can't stand up to normal day to day wear and tear there than designed obsolescence. I'm sick and tired of the fact I'm throwing out a cable every few weeks when all I've done with them is use them for the exact purpose I bought it for in the first place.to charge my phone.
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Our Supreme Court has proved day in and day out that they have no morals. They are deciding to allow Trump's deportation edict even if anybody with ears and eyes sees it for the racist trope it is. But we have decided that as long as we shut the door to brown people, it's fine. Just don't do it ti South African farmers.
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Poor Chuck Schumer and his ilk, they are all getting nervous because Mamdani and AOC are starting to look more and more like the direction the party is going into and that means he might be out of a job. Nothing annoys me more than the Democractic establishment which has proven they can't elect anybody other than a 75 year old Joe Biden. Everybody else they try to give us, is an utter disaster. Obama won in spite of them, nobody cares what these dinosaurs think anymore. Please just retire..
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I don't quite get the need for Stephen A or Becky Hammon to apologize for their crappy Knick takes. We know that these people are all blowhards but they are paid to give Hot Takes which is mostly just some lame bull. We get that half the time they will be shown to be a fool but that's sort of part of the fun, watching them wiggle out of it. The idea that Becky Hammon apologizes does nothing, it's so much better for her to have to eat crow.
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I'm still on an NBA high after this Knick playoff run and as always the sport continues right into the offseason. I don't know enough about what a player contract value is but to offer Trae Young $212,000,000 seems ludicrous. The guy hardly played last year, his best year was four years ago against the Knicks and he's got an awful haircut. I'm not seeing it.
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The quick replays have been a major improvement, the no covering your mouth so you don't spew racist crap is excessive even if it's needed, the hydration break are a total money grab but all in all the World Cup has been better. But I'm not into this third tier thing, the knockout rounds are already a gauntlet but to add another one to it seems like even more of a financial decision than a football one. Go back to 32 and be done with it.
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After the $14,000,000 pool renovation ended with it looking greener than before, Trump defended his own pence claiming vandals destroyed it. We get that he's a petty man who can't see his name tarnished but please god tell me that that he can spend more time on this and less time on ruling a country.
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I'm not sure how many of these political text messages I have done the Stop2End thing but I'm starting to suspect that maybe that doesn't actually work. I'm convinced Big Telecom is in bed with Big Politicians to let them skate in whatever law they are clearly violating for not even stopping to harass me for more money.
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Stephen Colbert showing up a the Obama library in a tan suit is prime time trolling. I'm not sure what Colbert is up to but I do know whatever infomercial mess that took over the Tonight Show time slot is uninspired late night dribble. We miss him for allowing us to laugh at the idiocy of these entire never ending terms
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As magical as the Knick run was, finding out that the dirtbag Jim Dolan accepted a White House visit in their behalf makes me ill. The Knicks win in spite of Dolan and having him force them to go kiss Trump's ass makes me sick. Here's hoping Jalen gets a belly ache, KAT has a wedding, OG forgets to make the flight and Mikal loses his ID so can't come.
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You'll never guess what Trump agree to on the Iran deal. For now nobody knows as the text hasn't been made public but we are all sure it's going to cost us billions more than the Obama deal. The GOP won't care about the billions only because the deal wasn't negotiated by a guy with a funny name. But this entire avoidable stupidity has only given the Iranians the knowledge they have the world by the balls
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We desperately need age limits for all political positions from senators to justices to presidents. The fact these guys can monopolize their positions for decades, tells you how awful the setup is and how prone it is to corruption. I'm hoping that Mitch McConnell drops dead but does so by falling into the reflecting pool right as a Supreme Court. Nominee is being announced.
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after whatever Trump's pool company's, the reflecting pool still looks like a lake even after the millions of dollars spent. Of course this didn't a big deal but it's definitely ridiculous to think we spent money to paint it blue for it to his turn green again. Happy birthday fatty.
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There really is nothing positive about cellphones as they've insulated us from society,, they've addicted us to the constant feed and they probably will cause ball cancer with all that radiation right near your sack. The issue is those things are just the start, now it seems like it's the reason our fertility rate is dropping. This isn't all bad as it might have helped bring down teenage pregnancy but it also means that by the time I get to 75 we could be in one of those Japanese shrinking populations situation and now I'm eating soup out of tube sever by a robot.
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I can't stand all the sports betting apps even though I partake from time to time with some small money bets. Mostly I bet what I can afford to lose and even then do it only a few times per year. But the more I look at the market, the more it feels like another DraftKings opportunity. The market swings 700 points like it's nothing with the rides up coming as frequently as the declines. Just this week it was down 700 one day and uo 700 the next. It's all a big game
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The only thing that can unite New Yorkers more than the Knicks play during this run is their disdain for celebrities sitting on the floor at the Garden. Taylor Swift got a lot of crap for being a fair weather fan after she was see at the Cavs series with Kelce who was rooting for his hometown team. The thing is that because tickets are so expensive, everybody wants to complain that it's a haves vs have nots but what they don't relate is that a top event is never actually affordable in the last three decades.
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Nobody is more easily hatable than James Dolan. One day he invites Trump into his box, the next he cancels the watch party and all the while we have to see him sitting baseline with his tight ass white pants hoping people stare at his little winky.
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Can somebody explain to me why the park and ride has decided to block off half the parking lot while there are no games going out. They are saying it's because of the World Cup but since we have days before that, what is the point of making it miserable for commuters to come in on a non World Cup game day. This entire World Cup is going to be a pain in ass on game days, why also make it a pain on a non World Cup day.
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The Brendan Sorsby saga is everything that is wrong with our DraftKings society. We don't mind if our sports heroes are murders, drunks or worse but better on sports is the ultimate no-no. It tells you what we care about as a country, or at least what we used to care about...integrity. But then again, we've given up on that also.
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This Knicks postseason has been incredible and the drought they've gone through has made the city explode with the dream of a return to glory. But prices to get to The Garden is all anybody talks about...and for good reason. The crazy thing is that people complain about the Super Bowl or the World Series being full of corporate suits which is why those events don't feel authentic and are not nearly as loud as they could be. But somehow those $10,000 nosebleed seats which almost no New Yorker can afford don't seem to bring the same fear of rich out of touch helicopter fans coming in and muffling the crowd
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The only thing that can kill this Knick run is by Trump coming to game 3. This will bring so much security, so little value and endless lines and nobody in NYC wants him there. This is exactly what will happen when he gets booed mercilessly
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There is nobody who needs to go away more quickly than Prince Andrew. The fact this it is allowed anywhere near the royal family is a travesty but not nearly the travesty of him not spending the rest of his life in jail for statutory rape and prostitution. But somehow this guy is like herpes, he keeps coming back
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Trump is planing on being at Madison Square Garden for the Knicks game which will turn what should be a great NYC event into another awful Trump themed one. It's one thing for him to ruin our country but now he's threatening to ruin the Knicks. For this he can't be forgiven
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Not only does Trump have this weird swollen hand, now it looks like Melania socked him in the eye. I don't know what is wrong with him but we keep hearing that he has a bad odor which everybody says has to do with his depends but maybe it's actually just his skin rotting like one of those homeless guys
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You've got to be kidding me. Trump's slush fund is rightfully getting sunk but his immunity for tax evasion is going to stick? I don't know how store Blanche justifies any of this other than to say he's Don's consigliere which is probably not far from the truth. But this is what you get when you let the inmates run the asylum, great job America
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Trump is backing off of his slush fund as everybody other than a hundred or so J6 rioters see it for the payoff it is. There haven't been too many situations where Trump has felt the weight of political pressure but I guess this one is hitting him like a happy meal hits his gut. Let's just hope we have enough political will in this country to set to push back on more than just this blatant for of corruption
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As if Graham Platner's Nazi tattoos weren't problematic enough, we now have to worry about the revelations that he sexting with multiple women. I mean it does give him this sort of blue collar cred but not sure this is the kind we need. Getting the senate is imperative and the dems just have one unforced error after another, it's as if they are Jets fans and they don't know what to do if anything positive happens as they just assume it will all come crashing down.
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I wake up each morning with a pain in my ankle and a balky knee. Recently a bloody foot has entered the story. It's not devastating but whenever you take your white sock off and proceed to stain the floor, you realize you will never be a foot model. I'm hoping to the good lord that this won't sting with that new body wash.
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The Kennedy center has to go back to its original name and something as lame as naming rights, has never made me happier. I can't tell you that this is important but I feel like any defeat is a good thing a this point. Maybe we can rename MetLife next
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Trump's big performers for his party are dropping like flies. I mean, we aren't talking A listers to star off with but to see the lineup now be Vanilla Ice and Bret Michaels has to be disappointing to anybody. I'm actually shocked Kid Rock isn't signed up yet.
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I just can't with this administration. It's been 5 1/2 years of Trump in office and everything he ever campaigned against is now something he does blatantly and without remorse. He wanted to drain the swamp, he knocked Hunter Biden for using his family connections to get lucrative contracts, he claimed the DOJ was weaponized, he said no to endless middle eastern wars, he claimed to be against regime change, he claimed to never be sleepy. This entire 14 year stretch from when he descended from the escalator till he eventually is forced out, will go down as the darkest days of the 250 years of the presidency.
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I walked into the local Target yesterday and thought I'd accidentally walked into a Buffalo Bills fan store in upstate New York. My neighborhood Target now has a full section of dildos and vibrators which I assume comes after some market research tells them that the local housewives are in need but in still it sure one of them wants to be caught dead with a 12 inch dong in her grocery basket.
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I honestly don't understand how the US economy hasn't suffered more under Trump. We know the tariffs, the trade was, the lack of real oversight etc should give people pause but somehow we keep humming along. But the lack of tourism has to start hitting the economic numbers. You see less tourist in NYC, I was in Vegas a few months ago and it felt dead. I had friends who were near the Canadian border on a boat and they said the marinas were empty. It can't go on like this and. It hit our bottom line.
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This Knicks postseason run has been amazing and has brought such life back to a once proud organization. It's a team with good chemistry likable players and great tenacity. It also is a team whose head coach wears a black quarter zip with pants that aren't the same tint of black. I don't know what it is but my OCD brain cannot look at this without constantly thinking that he just dress in the dark and that's coming from somebody who is one of the worst dressed humans you've ever met.
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I don't believe there is a legitimate reason that Yankee Candle exists. How many people are walking into a mall on a rainy Saturday to buy a pine tree scented candle? There just be something else going on in that place, like they must be selling hallucinogenics or some kind of weird herbal life extenders because they can't survive on $11.99 purchases
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Nothing irks me more than the world telling us we need to use mass transit and then mass transit using the opportunity to rip you off. I get that fuel prices are higher and it's something we should acknowledge but when CoachLine decides to add a $2 fuel surcharge it feels like a blatant ripoff. The bus ride just increased by about 25% and I'm sure this isn't the end.
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When you commute into NYC five days a week, there are days that suck more than others. The lines at Port Authority this week have felt like you are standing online for Knicks tickets expect for being surrounded by excited basketball fans, you are surrounded by people who look like they hope the his runs off of the road. It's like slowly sucking every last bit of life out of you.
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