Take on the hotel bidet.

there is something incredibly unhygienic about a hotel bidet. I don't get the idea of shoving my ass into a common bathroom bidet. I get the hose idea but basically a sink for your ass which was the sink the guy who had the hotel room before you used just sounds like the kind of thing I'd rather avoid.

Take on the long lines.

Explain to me how on a Sunday of a long holiday week, the airport isn't staffed to the gills? We get there today and the lines are Port Authority long but instead of having another bus option within 20 minutes, missing this would require a rebooking in a couple of days. Maybe we should start making travel not totally suck.

Take on Maduro

The US woke up this morning to the type of news that made us despise W Bush and his cronies. For some reason, we think that a forced regime change would work in our favor this time but let me tell you, I've seen this movie and the sequel and the other sequel and it always ends the same.

I was sure that they would send Maduro to Guantanamo so they could basically waterboard him till he confessed to being the MindFlare but the fast he was brought out US soil rabies that Trump can pardon him after he's convicted after a nice payoff.

The on the thin blood guy

I'm completely convinced that Trump thinks that thin blood will make him look thin and I'm of the belief that we should be telling him that it works. But that he still looks like a slob and that just upping the ante will do the job. And hopefully it will.

Take on the shrinking president

Trump forgot his lifts when he went out for New Years and apparently Melania got a pair of her own lifts for the party. The fact Trump claims to be 6'3" has always been comical but the more you see him, the shorter he gets. I know most presidents age like 20 years per term but in Trump's case he shrinks 2 inches per year.