Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Take on the SOTU

We out this together last night but only getting around to posting this tonight but here is our play by play

Ah, the pomp and circumstance, always nice to see the walking of the dead.   

Don't think that Pelosi and Pence have said more than three words to each other which is weird because you'd think that Nancy reminds Pence of Mother

Wait...is Ivanka wearing a cape??

It's official, Pence and Pelosi stood next to each other for 20 minutes and never said a word

Trump starts out sounding like he's reading from the phone book, so much for enthusiasms

Early Shout out to Elon Musk and SpaceX, didn't see that coming.

Glad to see entire democratic congressional female congregation wearing white, highly doubt Trump gets the reference.

AOC crushing this elected official thing, she's so much hotter than Mitch McConnell

Nancy Pelosi's face is completely frozen.   Hard to tell if it's her disdain for Trump or the plastic surgery..likely both

Joe Manchin just winked at Trump. He's sort of smitten

Pompeo looks like he spilled ketchup on his shirt

Mnuchin looks like he's forced to wear women's panties..the secret is that he doesn't mind.

Bernie just picked his nose.  Somebody give him a tissue...and a hairbrush....and tooth floss

Pence has some loving eyes for his master

Elaine Chao looks like she hopes Mitch is sleeping in his office today.

Whitaker looks like a bouncer at Bada Bing

Tiffany makes an appearance matching the suffrage outfit of the Democratic female congresswomen

Trump just went Dr Seuss

(I take a shower during the boring parts)

We need a wall and a ball and need it to be tall

El Paso sounds nice in the summer

Democrats are evil or smug or both or neither. Hard to tell

The young democratic congresswomen just trolled Trump and I don't know if he realizes it

The fat one in the middle looks like she had one too many Long Island Iced Teas as the Bar Mitzvah.  Please put your "whoop whoop" hands down

Trump has impressed me....in the sense that he hasn't totally butchered any words

Seeing the justices isn't the same without seeing RGB falling asleep

I LIKE BEER

Kristjen Nielsen and Kristen Gillibrand are easy to mix up. 

Is Cory Booker giving a hand job to that Senator  sitting next to him???

Elizabeth Warren should show up in full head garb ala Zack Morris

You want to unify America???  Talk up Buzz more than the 23 seconds you gave him

Jesus, Trump is fat 

Finally over. 

Is he going to sign that guy's tie?!!?




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