Sunday, February 24, 2019

Take on the Chinese red carpet

When you fly to China, they roll out the red carpet for you at JFK but sadly the red carpet looks like the same one they adorned the rub and tuck place Bob Kraft frequents. The idea is nice but when your VIP floor covering looks like a Chinese dude shat on it and then rubbed his ass on the side for good measure, you loose that Very Important feeling. But China is like this, they don't care about aesthetics which is why the entire country uses an awful font which makes Times New Roman look like its calligraphy. They won't spend money or time to beautification as it's just not something they're people would appreciate, or better yet, pay for.

But here we got, my third trip in a year, I'm sure the food and air quality is going to be great

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