You'd think that after 36 years I would have figured out one of the
most basic acts out there but whenever I wear light colored pants
there is a real fear that I have to wait in the mens-room to dry up or
have to pretend I'm carrying around a big book as I walk out to cover
up what looks like a crime scene
Every time I take a leak there comes a time when I get this chill down
my spine which leads me to shake and inevitably spray piss all over my
pant-leg. I can't control the spasm at all and it remains the number
one reason I buy almost only dark pants
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