Take on Chuck Buck Schumer

God. Chuck Schumer sucks. He's been back at his position of not doing anything of value but sounding like a total moron while doing it. He's a spineless loser and the fact he's got any support is shocking to me. I wish they'd send this clown out to pasture

The on the conservative green car

There wasn't a conservative who would have been caught dead in an electric car yet now they are all tripping over themselves to get closer to Elon. Hannity is the latest loser to fall into the trap after Trump make the Tesla cool for the lunatic crew. I don't like rooting against the Tesla stock because we all have a lot of our 401ks and investments tied into it but god, if it can drop just a bit more maybe the Tesla's board of directors has some guts and appoints a new leader

Take on Elon and Trump's infomercial

Trump and Elon did a joint infomercial for Tesla today which completely erases any hope for impartiality. Here is Trump picking winners in the global car race and getting everybody to listen to his reasoning. This is the kind of activity that would have gotten FoxNews into a panic a few years ago but now they are likely providing play by play. I'm so sick of all of this, can we just got back to the old guy who would forget where he was every now and then?

Take on the fresh crash

When your entire persona is about showing strength you better have the balls to show up when things aren't going well. The stock market is in a tailspin, the world is questioning the new world order and we are destroying our infrastructure from the inside. I get that this is what we apparently wanted but at what point do we start winning and not looking like a bunch of fools.

I'm 99% sure the stock market recovers as it alway does but maybe this is the exception because nobody likes instability.

take on the void

Kamala came out of hiding this weekend to start to poke fun at our chubby president. It wasn't innocent fun either, this was hard core political trolling by Kamala by using Trump's own words against him. We know the democrats can't seem to get their message out, they always just look defensive, meager or plain weak and I don't think they themselves know what they need to do I'm also not sure who is going to be able to deliver their message daily but right now that is an obvious void and it's time for somebody to step up.

Take on the Trump supporter who is now out of work.

Nothing seems more appropriate than a bunch of Trump supporters screwing around and finding out. I get that they aren't all that bright and we all saw this disaster coming like that giant boat and that iceberg but the fact that anybody is surprised that their messiah isn't exactly kosher, needs to repeat the class

Take on the little person

I always knew Mike Johnson was a small man but seeing him on that manjuice stained FoxNews couch convinced me the guy might a little person. I have nothing against little people but when he is trying to compensate for lack of stature by being a total jackass, I lose all respect for the man and the position. When the history of the US will be written, at one point they will turn to the page of our present speaker and everybody will wonder why he was wearing lifts.

Take on the exploded payload

Rooting for any aircraft to go down seems legitimately sick but when that SpaceX exploded, it almost felt therapeutic. What Musk has done to our country in the last two months will be something we deal with for years and he's not close to done. The cruelty is only matched by the incompetence of their accounting system which is still nothing compared toy Elon's personal impotence which is why he feels the need to swing around a fake dick. We know there won't be a future for all of this but do think we are in for a miserable ride.

Take on Trump's tariffs

Every day, another delay. Trump can't figure out what to do with tariffs which he thinks are the magic bullet but they keep killing his vibe when the stock market tanks. I can't tell you how idiotic this policy is but will guarantee that if he actually goes through with it, the pain we will all suffer is going to as big as Trump's gigantic ass.

Take on yo-yo economics

It sounds like Trump has had enough of the Mexican and Canadian tariffs and will be walking those back in the next few days. He will somehow try to paint it as a win but it will be a complete embarrassment as he did it and when the stock market crashed, he will have tried to present it didn't happen. I'm not sure what great "deal" he will claim but I'm quite sure it's not one that actually will make America greater.

Take on the Errors for DOGE

Doge keeps inflating numbers like men inflate the size of their peckers and nobody seems to bat an eye. We know Elon's rat pack was never going to actually do what they claimed they were set up to achieve but to see it fail so completely in such a public way, is hard to imagine. Good news is that somebody w to buy Twitter for like a few millions dollars which in the world of DOGE math might be worth a few billion

Take on the mJD Vance family ski trip to Vermont

Poor JD. He's is so unlikeable that he and his family basically got booed off the state at a ski mountain. We all knew it would be a disaster for him to come, but having spent 100s of days in Vermont skiing, it seems like a near impossible place to have a VP skiing. They are so many variable, trails, weather, moguls, lines etc.

Had he come to Killington, I'm sure I would know of at least one snowboarder who wouldn't totally stop if he was on a trail and JD crossed the trail at the same time .

Take on Andrew Cuomo

I don't understand how as the largest city in the country and one of the most important in the world, we always get these horrible mayors. With Andrew Cuomo entering the race, we are now assured to make the nest one a complete circus and having to choose between Adams and Cuomo is like having to choose between a root canal and a high ankle sprain

Take on Zelensky

When Zelensky went to Washington, he found himself in a miserable situation with a man who berated him in front of his boss for not bending the knee while facing an onslaught from Putin. I don't know what is the best course of action but don't think it's fair to say this is really salvageable. One man has seen war, the other threatens it. One man has battle scars, the other temper tantrums.

‘Take on the Epstein Files’

The first trove of the Epstein files were releases and although I haven't watched any TV or followed it, it seems people are pissed off. Not because people who they respect are on it but because there aren't enough people they hate on it. I'm sure Clinton deserves his spot, as fine Prince Andrew but nobody deserves his first class seat to that island then our current president.
Time to come clean, Tubby

Take on Jeff Bezos announcing 'significant shift’ coming to the Washington Post.

Jeff Bezos has announced significant shit to the editorial page with his lame attempt to become a mini Rupert Murdoch. I get his desire to control a media empire but instead of making sure democracy doesn't die in darkness, it's instead cuddling up with Donald Trump I'm at the point where I'm not sure which of these billionaire techno-bros has any guts left. We know Elon has old out, Zuck has been completely lame, Bezos is bending the knee and god knows who else has given away all of their personal fortitude.

Take on the Gold Card

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breath free

Or give us $5 million payable in Bitcoin or Doge coin or better yet Trump Coin.  I'm not sure what the best decision is but I'm sure it involves outraging this corrupt son of a b%#€^£ and moving on to somebody who doesn't see American liberty as something to sell on the free market.   

God help us.   

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The on Toe licking Trump

When the TV's were hacked at the HUD today and they played a loop of Trump licking Elon's toes, we thought we'd seen it all. Obviously this was a DeepFake but even so, the thought was just so vile that even we could not find humor. We hope we are in a place where we can laugh again because so far this has been nothing short of an unmitigated disaster

Take on the Yanks

Everything we knew about the Yankees is no longer what we thought they were. Facial hair is now back and Sinatra is now out but I'm guessing they will likely not win a World Series. I'm not sure if I care because I haven't seen a baseball game in a decade. But I'm not going to bring me back to baseball because I like to not be totally bored.

Take on the Elon justification email

When he's not doing Nazi salutes, Elon is busy making babies and ruining countries. His latest salvo into his attempt to break our country was to tell all federal employees they had to justify their existence by email or be considered as having quit. We know this isn't going to end well other than our more fear into the minds of our federal workforce with no regard of how this will affect the service they provide.