The on Tequila Tom

I'm sure our secretary of defense wasn't drinking on the job because that's what we've been told. They explained it was water but the blue suit made it look brown, they told us the look on his face when the sweet flavor hits his lips is normal for water and they claim there isn't a long history of public drunkenness to point to.

Personally I think the guy is a total lush and can't help but drink all the time.