Tuesday, January 14, 2025

Take on Starbucks ending its ‘open-door’ policies for the can

Starting in a few short days you will not be allowed to walk into Starbucks, drop a deuce and walk out. We know this is shocking but I find it rather pleasant as there is no way the Starbucks in NYC can keep up with the people pissing on the walls, shitting in the sinks and puking on the floor. We need a clean place to plop down and do our business and if it costs me a Pike Place Roast, I see that as a good thing

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