How is it that in 5000 years of human civilization, we still can't figure out m a way to not piss in the floor. I go to these conferences and it's the only time the mens room lines are longer than the ones for the women's room. But the fact you walk in and the entire place looks and smells like an open sewer is only the second most disturbing part of it. Every urinal has a small ocean or piss in front of it that forces you to stand so far back you can only be expected to add to it.
By the end of the days they may as well swing the door open and you just piss in the general direction of the pisser
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