The worst thing about going to a water park isn't the heat, the lines or the cost, it is having to be confronted with some of the worst tattoos known to man. This is especially true when you get on the NorthEastern shoreline because the lower the cost of the hotel, the higher the amount of back ink. They are all terrible but what I will never understand the need to tattoo a baby picture on your back but go to any water park in the vicinity of Pennsylvania and it is all you see. Every white trash ahole putting down a case of Yuengling at Sesame Place or Hersey Park also has a full sized baby picture tattooed over his disgustingly white back which is so stretched out that little Avril Rose now looks like the kid from Poltergeist. The irony is that the stretch marks almost always appear right under the eyes, so the kid is crying along with his dad's terrible life decision.
This rings true for any resort town in Maryland, Jersey or Delaware, too, the closer
to PA the higher the occurrences. It is like the entire state decided to enter into a tournament of who can get to the most terrible tattoo.
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