Monday, December 17, 2018

Take on the biggest loser.

Imagine being at the White House and running into the other former governor who basically got run out  of his state by an electorate who hated everything about you and memorializing it in a selfie.   Scott Walker has this weird eye thing which coming from a guy with a weird eyed thingy, is very distracting and likely the reason his career never got out of state priding itself on cheese.   One of his eye sockets sits like 1/2 inch higher in his head than the other, like he's a fatter balder version of Shannon Doherty. 
But when he stands next to Christie he looks sort of normal, mostly because Big Chris has BBQ sauce on his tie and a cheesedoodle in his jacket pocket. 

But then you realize that Christie is just a gigantic blowhard.  Just look how the two of them memorized their Christmas party meeting

Slouchy Scott "Hanging out with my pal Chris Christie at the White House!"

But Christie couldn't possibly reciprocate with a similar nicety, he had to shove his gigantic ass into Scott's lopsided face in Christie's typical self aggrandizing way.  

Big Chris "Great to be with my friend @ScottWalker tonight at the White House Christmas party. I enjoyed campaigning for Scott in 2010, 2012 and, as RGA Chairman, in 2014. He is a strong leader and helped many Wisconsin citizens get back to work in his 8 yrs as Governor. Merry Xmas!"


Enjoy the second helping of ham, Chris, hope Scott squirts some cheese wiz on it for huh. 




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