Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Take on Kasich



















TOR has already endorsed John Kasich for the republican nominee for the President of the United States despite the fact that he has zero chance of actually winning.  We love his pragmatic style, the fact that he can't be pulled by the crazies to give up on all he stands for, we love the ability he will have to get things done like he did while working with the Clinton administration to balance a budget and we love the fact that he isn't a slave to the right wing ideology.  He is the only adult on a stage of hooligans, side show acts and wackos yet still h can't distinguish himself as the GOP seemingly does not want to elect a candidate who is, you know, competent. 
The problem we have with him is that when you actually see him, he comes across as a horny turtle.  With his hunched look, ridiculous arm waving, inability to stand still, mental patient haircut and the fact he looks like he is holding little Kasich like a flasher on the subway the entire time means that nobody will ever vote for him. 
So we do hope he can figure out some composure (literally) and some balls (figuratively because it does look like he is playing pocket pool the entire time) he might have a chance to not finish dead last 



1 comment:

  1. This guy Kasich slouches when he stands. Hence, the odd posture and image of a guy jerking off while he is talking.

    I don't like him. Slouching is a sign of a slovenly nature and slob-like mentality. Lazy, disorganized, slow, and careless. That's the impression I get when I see a sloucher.

    We don't need another Grover Cleveland, William Taft, or Chester Arthur in office. All forgettable, slob-looking Presidents who seemed liked they were slouching while standing.

    We need someone with an erect, upright, alert posture. Someone like a George Washington or Andrew Jackson or Teddy Roosevelt or Harry Truman. Guys who stood up very straight and kicked some ass. Obama, too, has good posture and stands up very straight.

    Johnny Carson probably had the best posture of anyone I have ever seen, but he only made it as far as the host of The Tonight Show.

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