We've spent a week reliving high school talking about science and physics and throw in some juvenile locker room jokes and now we finally got the ultimate high school ending. Apparently they have found the culprit... the assistant to the assistant of the locker room attendant with some snot nosed kid taking Brady's balls and took the air of them
Obviously this is the perfect answer for Brady and Belichick with somebody falling on the sword. There is obviously nobody who will buy this story and it will only bring it back to the front page which is so idiotic because with this huge storm would have given the Pats the perfect cover. Nobody is interested in Brady's balls when they have no power. Plus this takes their best and most plausible alibi lot of the discussion; that they had the balls inflated to the legal bottom limit and that they deflated because of the weather
There is no way they some kid is going rogue and doing this on his own. Follow the money baby because it's only a matter of weeks before they find a check deposited in this kid's pocket from Mr. Bündchen
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The world has gone silent about deflate gate now that it has been a couple weeks since the Super Bowl, and the "investigation" by Ted Wells has been more behind-closed-doors than a NAMBLA meeting.
ReplyDeletePeople have already forgotten about the Patriots cheating.
Which is exactly what the NFL wants.
Fuck you, Roger Goodell, you enabling turd.
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