Take on the empty city

The Daily News had it best when they called the great
blizzard..snor'easter. For days I have been told that the apocalypse
is at the door and for days I have ignored the warning signs. Not
because the potential of a snowstorm isn't right but because these
weathermen get their rocks off on getting the city's collective
panties in a bunch.
Every single weather forecaster had it wrong..every single one..and
Andrew Cuomo, Chris Christie and Bill de Blasio took it a step further
by shutting the entire city, all the airports and all modes of public
transport. UPS which prides itself on logistics was so lost it
couldn't find a brown truck with Dora's map. They couldn't pick up,
deliver or damage a single package all day. The spirits cancelled a
billion flights, stores and restaurants were shuttered and the Knick
game was cancelled which might have been a good thing

Anyway, it is ridiculous how nervous we get over snow. When I was a
kid they waited till the morning to figure it out and that worked
fine. If it was bad you stayed home, otherwise you went in

Plus I got a refrigerator full of food at home, what the hell am I
suppose to do with that??