Take on the big headphone

I see people on the subway or walking the streets wearing these ridiculously big headphones.  It's as if they either believe that they are Swiss Beatz or otherwise are trying to listen to secret messages from aliens or right wing conspiracy theorists 

First of all wearing these things is actually pretty dangerous because you can't hear the crazy homeless person sneaking up on you before they shove you into an on-coming train

Plus these things cannot be comfortable to have to lug around and honestly is Cold Play or Kelly Clarkson any better with these stupid things on?? Wear the same stupid white iPhone headphones the rest of these do

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