Friday, October 16, 2009

Somebody finally took on Righetti..



I’ve been having a proxy argument based on the TOR post  from September 16th about why Lesbians move quicker than heterosexuals when it comes to relationships.


My point in that TOR post was that many lesbian friends I have seem to fall very quickly for new partners and take steps which in heterosexual relationships would be called ‘quick’ or ‘meaningful’. It’s not uncommon for my Lesbian friends to meet the parents of their partner within the first two weeks of the relationship, I have one friend who although not officially out to her parents has paraded five different girls in front of them in the last few years. I don’t think I’ve brought five girls home to meet my parents in my entire life (maybe that has more to do with the fact I never got a lot of chicks but we digress).

Another lesbian friend defending the quick nature of lesbian relationships send the following message to me via an intermediary

men don’t like to move quickly and that is the bottleneck in heterosexual relationships. all woman want to move quickly....lesbians are lucky because they have partners that want to move as fast as them....

Although there is some truth to women wanting to settle down more quickly than men, there is something in our genetic code which says when you get two women together it puts the relationship on HGH moving 1000 times faster than any other ones. You see Lesbians moving in together within six weeks of meeting one-another all the time

I stick by my theory that the reason this happens is because there is no breathing room in a lesbian relationship. Two girls have no natural break in their relationship. See a girl in a heterosexual relationship might find solace in going to drinks with her friends to vent or gush about their new mate while in a lesbian relationship there are almost no opportunities when one girl can go out with her friends without the other tagging along. She can’t ever just “go out with the girls” because that in itself would involve her partner, the partner now also gets force-fed into the girl’s circle of friends going along with her friends to the spa, the bar and the ladies room during a double=date.

The last one is crucial here. The girl now won’t ever leave the dinner table during a double date with the other chick at the table to go to the bathroom together leaving the two dates to fend for themselves. This is a time honored part of the double-date, the time when the two female friends leave the two schleps to fend for themselves as they giggle off to the bathroom. This keeps the partner’s on their toes but when the partner comes and sits in the third stall then three’s a crowd. It also sucks for the remaining guy who now has to sit at the dinner table himself surfing http://www.footballguys.net/ on his BlackBerry

So you wind up alienating your friends and over-compensating with your girlfriend. Now there is nothing wrong with it and you know we at TOR love Lesbians but something to take note of

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